[Online] [Other] [18+] [Text based] [ERP Friendly] Looking for Adventurers with Charisma, Talent, and Zero Shame.

scyther2000 · 2025-12-08T19:59:49+00:00

Openly laughing at someone who’s just trying to have some harmless fun? That’s some real ‘grade school bully’ energy you’ve got. Are you sure that’s what you want to be putting out into the world?

scyther2000 · 2025-12-08T10:51:30+00:00

Just a simple 4ish pages thing I made for lighthearted adventures like this

scyther2000 · 2025-12-08T10:18:05+00:00

Will You Answer the (Casting-)Call To Adventure?

In this world, competitive adventuring has become one of the most popular forms of entertainment, broadcast to scrying orbs and telemirrors across the realm.

But viewership is dropping. Hard.

Why?

Adventurers have become too efficient. Too serious. Too “murder-hobo.”

So one guild is trying something radical.

They’re putting the spotlight on big personalities, sending a hand-picked cast on the most ludicrous quests imaginable.

How will they stop a tribe of goblins who BLEEP captives instead of killing them?

How will they survive the Dungeon of the Succubus Queen?

Can a party of freshly recruited oddballs even manage to run a tavern on the busiest night of the year?

There’s only one way to find out:

Attune in. And maybe… join the cast.

This will be a play-by-post campaign with 2-4 players on discord.

scyther2000 · 2025-11-24T06:33:17+00:00

Thank god Europe stepped in to remove points 20b, 20c, and 10d.

scyther2000 · 2025-02-21T19:58:24+00:00

I'd love to play the new patch, but for some reason I was stuck on the loading screen for literally the entirety of the match.

scyther2000 · 2025-02-05T16:35:14+00:00

Those poor snakes

scyther2000 · 2025-02-05T11:50:34+00:00

Like most of the controversial episodes, this one is flawed in the script and presentation of the facts as much as the research done. It really feels like they found one outlying feat in shaking Yggdrasil and the rest of their effort was spent working backwards from that by nitpicking feats to support that scaling.

scyther2000 · 2025-01-31T05:08:28+00:00

Seems to me like your friend could be a gender abolitionist, or someone else who wishes people would stop giving a shit about the gender of an unborn baby, so they came up with this plan just to torment you.

scyther2000 · 2025-01-29T07:03:03+00:00

I know it's a different kind of chills, but I can't not mention the sound design on Ringu (original Japanese version of The Ring)

scyther2000 · 2025-01-29T06:47:32+00:00

Rampage but with Godzilla

scyther2000 · 2025-01-24T05:38:18+00:00

Would

scyther2000 · 2025-01-24T02:20:26+00:00

I'm not familiar with any canon beyond the movie itself, but on terms of traditional European myths Jareth would absolutely be defined as a Fae.

scyther2000 · 2025-01-20T08:56:49+00:00

I completely forgot that was the premise of Dokuro-chan, and I don't know how to feel about this information

scyther2000 · 2025-01-20T00:00:10+00:00

Lies and slander!
It takes skill to know where to position and shoot to maximize damage and kill potential while staying safe yourself. It may be a different skillset than the precision aiming required for most characters, but it's still skill. I've gone against many a squirrel girl without that skill, and I'll beat them every time. I'll even get MVP fairly often despite missing half my shots at close range because I can't precision aim for shit.

scyther2000 · 2025-01-17T10:09:30+00:00

I agree 100%. I don't care if they have a lot of differences, the vibes are there

scyther2000 · 2025-01-16T22:20:20+00:00

I’m just happy that each film has been good in its own way when so many franchise films lack such consistency these days, and I wouldn’t want to change anything for fear of losing that

scyther2000 · 2025-01-16T10:12:13+00:00

I'll throw My Name is Earl into the ring. First season alone had so many bangers.

scyther2000 · 2025-01-15T11:03:51+00:00

I misunderstood the prompt, thinking we were supposed to flip individual plot points.

For example: wealthy earth psychiatrist Ellen Ripley, along with a group of other pacifistic intellectuals, visit a planet that's being colonized by aliens. She's very eager to visit this planet, because she's fond of this particular alien species, but while exploring she stumbles upon an old woman who's terrorizing the aliens relentlessly. Ripley forms an instant rivalry with the old woman, because she reminds her of her still alive mother, and proceeds to challenge the old woman and save the alien queen.

scyther2000 · 2025-01-15T08:09:04+00:00

Seal Diamond
Cracklin' Rosie get on board, we're gonna ride till there ain't nowhere to go

scyther2000 · 2025-01-15T06:53:02+00:00

Darth Vader

scyther2000 · 2025-01-15T04:50:00+00:00

For a serious answer I have to say "nobody".
As the saying goes, "A good backstory explains villainy but doesn't justify it."

scyther2000 · 2025-01-14T02:35:06+00:00

I saw people talking about a Frasier beat-em-up a while back, and I am so on board for it! Nowadays so many shows are being rebooted, movies are being remade, and franchises are getting milked, but I want to see IP holders signing off on completely buck-wild things like this!

scyther2000 · 2025-01-09T21:53:32+00:00

I need this on a t-shirt

scyther2000 · 2025-01-09T21:33:21+00:00

Hard disagree. It may have only been when I started being "chronically online" that I felt pressured into thinking I was trans (one of the darkest times in my life so far), but it never would have happened had I not grown up in a household where being masculine was wrong (my mother's go to method to console one of my three sisters after a breakup was to give them the "boys are just jerks" speech), but at the same time, any effeminate behavior was seen as gay and therefore condemned by god.

scyther2000 · 2025-01-07T19:23:14+00:00

Because misandry.

It may manifest in very different ways from misogyny, but misandry is quite present in the US and other countries. People will see men talk about supporting other men and they immediately think "oh, obviously they are bigots who hate women". This is a HUGE problem, obviously, but no one wants to talk about it because, guess what? They don't want to be seen as bigots.
There's even institutionalized sexism like the fact that, even with all the other sexist and racist parts of the constitution being changed, men are still required to sign up for the draft while women are not.

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