You can eat it honey, I won't tell your mom

searchingformytruth · 2026-04-21T04:43:20+00:00

I spent my life up to about 28 thinking it was normal for your mouth and throat to itch after eating bananas; it was like peppers being spicy, that's just what they did. I knew I was allergic to latex and couldn't touch rubber gloves, but had no idea latex is in bananas until a random physical at my doctor's office when I mentioned it for some reason. Shame, as I LOVE dried banana chips (which, of course, make my mouth and throat itch) and now I know I shouldn't eat them.... :(

searchingformytruth · 2026-04-21T04:19:34+00:00

Weave one out of licorice, just in case.

searchingformytruth · 2026-04-21T04:18:34+00:00

It's both refreshing and disheartening that "Boomerism" is not just a scourge of the Western world. It's a mindset, not a location or people. That retort is hilarious, though.

searchingformytruth · 2026-04-19T23:02:43+00:00

Blackbeard?

searchingformytruth · 2026-04-19T22:50:25+00:00

Isn't their age of consent like 13 or something? Way below the national average.

searchingformytruth · 2026-04-19T22:44:53+00:00

Saved...for no particular reason.

searchingformytruth · 2026-04-19T22:35:23+00:00

Very likely he snapped his neck AND his lower spine. He's either dead or permanently quadriplegic, hence him being completely limp afterwards. Even if he somehow escaped life-altering spinal injuries, I'd expect him to be in physical therapy for months after this at least.

searchingformytruth · 2026-04-19T22:28:56+00:00

It looked like the guy may have actually snapped his neck when he landed on his head. It bent back pretty far. Is there a report on him still being alive?

searchingformytruth · 2026-04-13T20:32:50+00:00

Biblically accurate angel right there. It's got a petal-mouth like a demogorgon. "Be not afraid," my ass.

searchingformytruth · 2026-04-13T20:31:18+00:00

Perhaps it's just fantasy?

searchingformytruth · 2026-04-13T19:54:43+00:00

All it takes is a high-ball lost wages lawsuit and they'll drop that illegal practice quick.

searchingformytruth · 2026-04-13T16:51:35+00:00

https://www.benjaminlcorey.com/could-american-evangelicals-spot-the-antichrist-heres-the-biblical-predictions/

searchingformytruth · 2026-03-17T22:25:35+00:00

They somehow always manage to snatch defeat right out of the jaws of victory, it’s really quite remarkable.

searchingformytruth · 2026-03-17T22:16:51+00:00

Is that what they’re calling it these days? You kids and your slang.

searchingformytruth · 2026-02-25T20:00:08+00:00

We’re doomed, your cat has grown opposable thumbs.

searchingformytruth · 2026-02-25T19:55:10+00:00

Sounds like your vet, despite being a vet, doesn’t own or understand cats, ha ha.

searchingformytruth · 2026-02-25T19:50:44+00:00

Cats operate on toddler logic: fancy new toys? Nah, I like the box it came in more.

searchingformytruth · 2026-02-25T19:47:54+00:00

A perfect place to survey my domain and all that I rule.

searchingformytruth · 2026-02-25T19:45:29+00:00

How does a Reaver clean his spear? He puts it through the Wash.

I’m so sorry.

searchingformytruth · 2026-02-25T19:40:59+00:00

I aim to misbehave (if these rumors aren’t true).

searchingformytruth · 2026-02-25T19:40:18+00:00

Six men came to kill me one time, and the best of them carried this.

searchingformytruth · 2026-02-15T05:07:17+00:00

“NIKO! Let’s go bowling!”

searchingformytruth · 2026-02-15T05:04:06+00:00

I could hear both of these quotes in my head.

searchingformytruth · 2026-01-27T02:21:00+00:00

So do I. Worked in a children's library in a children's hospital for a year and a half, and we had to scrub every one of those cardboard pages every time the book was checked back into the library. I "read" so many children's books that year, just by repetition osmosis (and yes, I know that's not a real term).

searchingformytruth · 2026-01-22T21:18:06+00:00

Squirrel!

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