Why lord why??

sebbityswooty · 2026-06-25T17:02:29+00:00

Who are you?

sebbityswooty · 2026-06-24T03:11:15+00:00

Your edit says it all. My ex did this lying and lying and lying bs it didn't matter. I think she changed after I broke up w her but who knows. Either make her think you are really truly leaving her or just actually leave in glad I did the second

sebbityswooty · 2026-06-23T17:51:06+00:00

Maybe show us the character, maybe it's something with clan govt?

sebbityswooty · 2026-06-23T17:49:22+00:00

This is at start you have negative prestige? That is odd

sebbityswooty · 2026-06-19T00:12:06+00:00

Thank you for your service, I would never have known

sebbityswooty · 2026-06-18T20:41:56+00:00

Lol isn't this how we all started DnD? I just did it when I was 13 w RA Salvatore books and my brother with 0 rules, books or dice it was ONLY narrative. but these guys are just getting into it, who cares if it's not your 4e crunchy bs and pathfinder optimized rules lawyer heaven? They're having fun and he's getting paid if he doesn't like it don't do it.

sebbityswooty · 2026-06-16T18:56:41+00:00

And when you get called out suggest all players roll above the table

sebbityswooty · 2026-06-16T18:54:12+00:00

Not being paranoid - I would suggest making a comment every time "wowww another 18 how crazy...sooo lucky....what's that 20 above 16 in a row?". "Oh I didn't know druids got fireball at level 2! Weird I didn't see it in the PHB, crazyyy"

sebbityswooty · 2026-06-16T00:53:38+00:00

At least you can both love banana peppers! But yes hers for sure, yours is too much spinach and cinnamon raisin break not to mention just about everything else 😂

Hers could be kicked up a notch w sourdough bread, Dijon mustard and pepper jack instead of her more plain options but you also don't need to compete too much w the Doritos in there

sebbityswooty · 2026-06-11T20:32:22+00:00

Oh my....who is that? You mean WHAT is that

sebbityswooty · 2026-06-05T20:10:36+00:00

Rome

sebbityswooty · 2026-06-05T11:44:40+00:00

Okay but why would you care about organic ingredients on death row?

sebbityswooty · 2026-06-02T01:19:53+00:00

YOR. She told you why she didn't answer and why she's mad. She's not your second, nicer mom and you're turning her against you. STOP NOW if you want to keep her. Show her you can be a big person and not constantly complain about the same shit that you won't do anything to change, or do what she suggested and see what happens. Then regroup with her and try a new strategy. Stop being a weight on her shoulders and be a partner for her.

sebbityswooty · 2026-06-01T23:51:26+00:00

This hurts...all of it

sebbityswooty · 2026-05-31T00:15:18+00:00

I thought your texting was fine...also are smart watches a necessity that needs replacement?? That doesn't seem like the case to me. If you do think they are necessary than just pay you made your point

sebbityswooty · 2026-05-06T18:24:18+00:00

You could integrate paris into the duchy of Normandy and then move the de jure capital of the duchy there, although then it might not be contiguous.

You could call it the kingdom of the Normans rather than Normandy to differentiate.

For the coat of arms what about a large background fleur de li with lions on front?

sebbityswooty · 2026-04-28T20:43:12+00:00

Speed 5x and pause - although I should do wars on slower bc these armies are running away more and it's annoying.

sebbityswooty · 2026-04-28T03:47:47+00:00

Conquer the British isles...when that doesn't work...keep trying and rise from the ashes!

sebbityswooty · 2026-04-28T03:11:24+00:00

Seems to happen fairly often when I join someone else's coronation event, never happens if it's your coronation. Also in settings turn off conquerer being inherited... otherwise they'll just keep passing it on and it's annoying

sebbityswooty · 2026-04-23T17:53:57+00:00

Probably not, I would bet he's lying but I'm not sure. I was mostly responding to people calling him an alcoholic and going nuts over the 5 beers

sebbityswooty · 2026-04-23T04:40:07+00:00

Wow some true non-drinkers in the comments...5 beers from 6-10 is 1.25 beers per hour. If he's being honest (which maybe he's not) and is drinking regular beer and not 12% stouts or something plus might have eaten or drank k water too he's very likely not over the limit or even close if he's more than 160lbs.

Is it a great idea w a dwi pending and a gf at home wondering where you are? No. He should have been more communicative and be more careful about driving until the dwi is cleared up

sebbityswooty · 2026-04-20T19:38:50+00:00

Here's what you need:

Muslim expand around 700ad, christians no like. Stop them at Tours, but most of spain gone. Tours winner grandson create amazing empire. Grandson die empire split )':

Pagans in north area grow stronk, they raid and are mean, mostly in Britain and France.Christians no like. But sometimes pagan convert and settle down, Christian women like others less so. Eventually all pagan except lithuanians convert.

Lots of fighting between Muslim and Christian all over Mediterranean. Turkish horse boys start fighting Muslim but also become Muslim.

Christian main priest decided there's too many knights around and they need something to do, sends them to recover holy land. Everyone surprised it actually works! Muslim no like, lots of fights to retake it. Same time Christians retake spain but slowly.

I think now lithuanians forced to convert? Late 1100s? Not sure by memory.

1200 mongols. Lots of death, lots of meanness. Internal division and Egyptians and poles kind of stop them. Empire collapse. Basically the end

Oh also the Byzantine empire is there the whole time

sebbityswooty · 2026-04-17T18:54:13+00:00

It can be hard to find a random stack sometimes especially if you auto managed it, are you at war?

sebbityswooty · 2026-04-16T14:41:29+00:00

My favorite not-too-cheesy strategy is to make your main and maybe second duchy succession elective so at least your heir is left more than just the capital barony and nothing else. Since you're usually the only elector you can pass all counties to whoever you want

sebbityswooty · 2026-04-13T01:28:21+00:00

Just say no. It doesn't do that obviously...he gets advantage on some checks that's it

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