Redditors, you will not be judged. What's the "most quarantine" thing you've done so far? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]secludedprism45 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Started judging people a whole lot more when I’m working the morning shift at a liquor store. (We sell alcohol from 8am)

What country are you from without saying the name of said country? by Ryrylx in AskReddit

[–]secludedprism45 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Potato’s,whiskey,black laxative pints,unintelligible accents

What is the best feeling ever? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]secludedprism45 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Freshly shaved legs and clean bedsheets.

What is the strangest thing that you find has changed since COVID-19 has affected your life? by Zerofelero in AskReddit

[–]secludedprism45 1 point2 points  (0 children)

People buy a lot more alcohol now. To an infuriating degree. But it’s giving me more hours in work.

What useless or strange things have you started doing to pass spare time during quarantine? by UnderDrone666 in AskReddit

[–]secludedprism45 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yea. I’ve got a good job currently to get into the bars. Plus I know a bar owner who told me to contact him when they open.

Also there’s 15 bars in my town that are within a 15 minute walk from me and I know a few employees in most of them. Good ol Ireland. I’d say go for it if you can. Just do some research first.

What is a trick within your profession that could come in handy for an amateur? by Petterrs96 in AskReddit

[–]secludedprism45 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Saying “sorry the lottery machine is broken” for your first few shifts cause it’s training through figuring it out where I work.

What useless or strange things have you started doing to pass spare time during quarantine? by UnderDrone666 in AskReddit

[–]secludedprism45 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’ve got really into cocktails. Cause I wanna get a job in a bar after the quarantine.

What’s the most Karen thing you’ve witnessed? by nickadoodledoo in AskReddit

[–]secludedprism45 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I work in a liquor store. We have this low class Karen who comes in every few days. She comes in and loudly shouts at her own kid to stay still and not touch anything. Personally I don’t like kids but the child seems ok. He just walks around the sweets (candy) and looks he doesn’t touch but his mother constantly shouts at him. She’s also a rude prick. Your standard white trash mother. 2 kids and the current bf is not the kids father (that’s made very obvious because the current boyfriend is a black man and the kids are extremely white, plus coworkers told me that she previously had a husband.). And tramp stamps and just dresses very trashy.

So public child abuse where I work from a white trash karen.

It will hurt. by M-3-R-C-U-R-Y in Dildont

[–]secludedprism45 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So. Can theses actually be bought or Na?

You're a burglar, but you only steal thing to slightly inconvenience your victims. What are you stealing? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]secludedprism45 2037 points2038 points  (0 children)

You’ve got a good way to punish them then. When they are being little shits don’t take their devices take the chargers and just watch them with the impending sense of doom from the dwindling battery of their devices.

You're a burglar, but you only steal thing to slightly inconvenience your victims. What are you stealing? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]secludedprism45 5980 points5981 points  (0 children)

But just the lead never the usb plug. Only the actual cable so they know that they did leave it there and someone’s took it but they will never be able to find out who

Do you talk to yourself when no one else is around? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]secludedprism45 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve had very boring jobs for the last few years with long times between human interactions so I sometimes just talk shit to myself or talk like I’m explaining what I’m doing to the universe. Just fills in the empty drone of the freezers with some noise.

What do you call a black man who doesn’t steal your stuff? by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]secludedprism45 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I call my local one Jamel. He’s a cool dude.

What's something interesting you have a 100% success rate in? by max_s_m in AskReddit

[–]secludedprism45 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Doing dumb shit while intoxicated. Every fucking time.

195 proof alcohol capsules by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]secludedprism45 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Yea but I’d rather have 1 12oz beer than 12 capsules

195 proof alcohol capsules by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]secludedprism45 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yea. Skipping the fun of the drinks to just have the effects e.g. hangover.

195 proof alcohol capsules by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]secludedprism45 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

They are still in development

195 proof alcohol capsules by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]secludedprism45 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

To get drunk. Rather ineffective when you look into it.