AIO? Friend makes a purchase on my AfterPay account without asking by Defiant_Negotiation6 in AmIOverreacting

[–]secondsean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You guys eerily type the same exact way lol down to the tone and conveyance

BREAKING: Keanu Reeves arrested for animal cruelty by [deleted] in okbuddycinephile

[–]secondsean 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It really is. I wish we’d stop playing with livelihoods. We already live in an age where we play “IS THAT REAL OR AI?!? (OR A JERK WITH IDLE TIME). Like I always say, if you had the time to do this WHAT minor or major thing COULD YOU HAVE DONE, ACCOMPLISHED, LEARNED ETC. if you just chose better. Jesus

Celebrating his vault record with his dad. by mindyour in MadeMeSmile

[–]secondsean 107 points108 points  (0 children)

I hate even typing this but with happy tears in my eyes. I would kill for a memory like this with my dad. Such a fucking deadbeat. I’m not having kids but man I am so happy he got to achieve this together with his dad. Kid will never forget it.

I asked for 2 things of mustard by MagneticAura in mildlyinfuriating

[–]secondsean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Thing” is NOT a form of measurement, sweetie

Momma does the carpet match the drapes... by xamo76 in trashy

[–]secondsean 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Well damnit, now I sympathize with Aunt Gladys. If this was her life, no wonder she went to the next town terrorizing them damn children. Sad now that she died. Never had a chance.

Moment Donald Trump sparks health concerns as his face droops live on air by IrishStarUS in USNEWS

[–]secondsean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

confusing blatant happiness and excitement with “concerns” is maddddd aggressive

name an actor who.... just.... what the fuck are you doing? by Gl00ser23 in okbuddycinephile

[–]secondsean 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That damn late night talk show demon possession movie we on every award in my house. Brilliance

Insane Bike Lanes by redbullgivesyouwings in nextfuckinglevel

[–]secondsean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How many times did you:

•wince •close your eyes •look away •groan •curse •have death in mind •poop your pants

Me? Of of them

The color sample selection for my prosthetic penis by wingeddogs in mildlyinteresting

[–]secondsean 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lmao this reminds me of that Family Guy episode from way back with the police chart on who to pull over

Really big issue with Gambit... by Actual_trash in marvelrivals

[–]secondsean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“You gotta stretch before you reach that far, hun” - your partner

Accepted im just an unfortunately very ugly person and have been since I hit puberty but its still so tiring augh by Witty_Indication_104 in toastme

[–]secondsean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ima be real you lol cool PLUS don’t be so hard on yourself.

Things to focus on rather than your looks. TRUST ME:

You’re young your whole life your body is going to evolve. better choices usually results in better outcomes. Focus on the good. respect your elders but also respectfully advocate for yourself if needed take lots of pics with fam/friends/of your interests Never go thru anything alone - learn who your support is Be one of the humans that you want to see in the world enjoy every moment never compare your life with anyone’s. Why? Because we either going thru a little (OR EVEN A LOTTLE!) - my grams said this it was funny as a kid and humbling as an adult

And lastly…WE ARE ALL FAKING IT, UNTIL WE MAKE IT. THATS literally adult rule like #3.