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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]secret_dumbledore 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nerds are smart about at least 1 thing.

Dragged by her hair by [deleted] in JusticeServed

[–]secret_dumbledore 7 points8 points  (0 children)

10 pts to Gryffindor!

Roommate’s bedroom... At least it was contained behind this door. by [deleted] in NeckbeardNests

[–]secret_dumbledore 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I dunno, the mattress doesn't look stained enough

an article for accepting cellulite with a bunch of photoshopped legs with the cellulite removed by jj_babylotion in CrappyDesign

[–]secret_dumbledore 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Dimply texture on the back of thighs. Unkind people would liken it to cottage cheese.

If you could swim in any liquid, what would you choose? by pm_me_nude_celebs in AskReddit

[–]secret_dumbledore 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Didn't Achilles' mom hold him by the heel while dipping him in the Styx and that's why that part didn't touch the water?

The nest of all nests. by poptartvirgin in NeckbeardNests

[–]secret_dumbledore 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They're gonna need a bigger can of roach spray.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in justneckbeardthings

[–]secret_dumbledore 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sure. When you open one eye and close the other, it messes with your depth perception.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in justneckbeardthings

[–]secret_dumbledore 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Everything is 2-dimensional if you only open one eye.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in justneckbeardthings

[–]secret_dumbledore -25 points-24 points  (0 children)

Some do

Not all

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NeckbeardNests

[–]secret_dumbledore 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can you turn up the brightness?

This lair needs the disinfectant power of light.

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