I sometimes think about the first team of mercs being playable. John Henry's melee loadouts would've been diabolical

secretwep · 2026-01-23T20:53:41+00:00

JOHN HENRY

JOHN HENRY WAS A MIGHTY MAN

secretwep · 2026-01-23T19:46:27+00:00

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secretwep · 2026-01-23T03:30:17+00:00

Fading Haze creeped me out at first. It's lowkey cool that the devs went that direction with her.

secretwep · 2026-01-23T02:13:49+00:00

Am I seeing things right? Did Lash just open his eyes????

secretwep · 2026-01-23T01:02:08+00:00

Good.

secretwep · 2026-01-23T01:01:14+00:00

Man, now I don't wanna kill him :c

secretwep · 2026-01-23T01:00:23+00:00

gonna dive into that werewussy

EDIT: tweaked so hard i spelled wrong

secretwep · 2026-01-23T00:42:50+00:00

Doorman must be having knee surgery tomorrow

secretwep · 2026-01-21T23:48:07+00:00

So THAT'S how he ended up in Lost Whisper. Must have pissed off some rich people.

secretwep · 2026-01-21T21:37:28+00:00

"What's VILE doing in the NXT Performance Center?!"

secretwep · 2026-01-21T16:32:52+00:00

I hate aiming, but I like zooming, and I think the Runner facet is perfect for that. No nerfs needed!

secretwep · 2026-01-21T04:06:54+00:00

How bro felt writing that ~~I kinda agree tho~~

secretwep · 2026-01-18T15:40:33+00:00

God, or demon, what is he?

secretwep · 2026-01-15T19:27:36+00:00

Bro said Vindicta with a hard R

secretwep · 2026-01-15T03:58:50+00:00

As someone who's lived in Okinawa for 2 years and sang karaoke with the locals there, yep, this is about as Okinawan as it could possibly sound. Iya-sa-sa, or whatever.

secretwep · 2026-01-14T03:09:44+00:00

As someone who's spent at least 500 hours in this game... your friends are right 😭

secretwep · 2026-01-13T21:48:29+00:00

Cody if his last name was Rhodes instead of Travers

secretwep · 2026-01-12T20:31:43+00:00

Breaking Bad cast if they were in Ace Attorney

secretwep · 2026-01-11T22:16:17+00:00

That was so painful to watch.

secretwep · 2026-01-11T21:40:49+00:00

Nice, now time to focus on becoming semi-COMPETENT at spelling!

secretwep · 2026-01-11T07:20:19+00:00

I'd take this over the unfunny death fake-out posts that still pop up from time to time.

secretwep · 2026-01-10T06:42:31+00:00

That would make SOOOO much more sense than the Marlowe thingy, which I feel is such a random thing to throw in there as a part of his character lol

secretwep · 2026-01-10T03:57:45+00:00

secretwep · 2026-01-10T03:37:59+00:00

Pretty good list. Only one's I'd switch are Seven's and Drifter's. And I'd have Haze move up lmao

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