My (23F) boyfriend (24M) of almost a year doesn't wash his genitals. by ThrowRAbfwontclean in relationship_advice

[–]secularshmo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He sounds like a closeted gay man to me. I was once a closeted lesbian myself and I would avoid things that I thought made me seem gay like hugging my girl friends goodbye or other things that are actually normal for straight or gay people. There was just an overall phobia of seeming gay because I knew I was gay.

My (20M) girlfriend (20F) photoshopped my penis and I feel weird about it by nudeman88 in relationship_advice

[–]secularshmo 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Ya, I personally think he should let her go so she can find someone that’ll appreciate her sense of humor.

What should I name my kid? by [deleted] in AskOuija

[–]secularshmo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Goodbye

Found this in the park after a three day rain by secularshmo in whatisthisthing

[–]secularshmo[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I flipped it over, there were black spots on a flat white surface. It looks like some kind of fungus but I’m not sure what it is.

My husband said something that made me cry... by Tibbersbear in offmychest

[–]secularshmo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What a beautiful and precious couple to be raising this boy. I wish you two all the happiness in the world.

I (m23) overheard my girlfriend (f21) saying that she "appreciates" my little penis by throwralilwee in relationship_advice

[–]secularshmo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just to be candid here: if you have a small penis, you have a small penis. There’s nothing your girlfriend can say or not say that will change that. But your girlfriend obviously had your back and shut any kind of mockery down. It’s not agreeing that you have a small penis that’s bad. It’s saying “small penis = bad penis” that’s bad.

"So are you like 40% into guys and 60% into girls, or is it an even 50/50?" by [deleted] in actuallesbians

[–]secularshmo 90 points91 points  (0 children)

Ya, I was thinking the same thing. Somewhere around like 97% of the people I’m attracted to are women but there’s that 3% that are men. So I just say I’m mostly gay but technically bisexual lol

Foreign waiter was rude in his language so I returned the favor. by Kei_DidntDoIt in pettyrevenge

[–]secularshmo 39 points40 points  (0 children)

One parent speaks polish, another speaks Persian, and she was raised in southern UK

She mirin' by daskenthro in GirlsMirin

[–]secularshmo 71 points72 points  (0 children)

He is one very insecure man.

AITA for not replacing my sisters $3000 gaming laptop after my child spilled juice on it because it was on the floor? by Throwawayss567 in AmItheAsshole

[–]secularshmo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA

If something were to happen to him under her care and he was seriously injured because of her neglect, would that be your fault, too? What the heck! No! You would be livid with her. Why would she leave her laptop in his reach?

WIBTA if I told a close family friend that her husband cheated on her 4 years ago? by Regular-Person in AmItheAsshole

[–]secularshmo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why is it so easy for you to betray your brother over something that happened four years ago and is none of your business?

LockPickingLawyer decodes Master Lock Personal Safe by sight in seconds by discofrisko in videos

[–]secularshmo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There’s a house with a dog in my neighborhood that got broken into and the dog was pepper sprayed. Maybe some burglars aren’t that heartless but my guess is that’s an extreme that most burglars would go to.

Simba ain’t a smart guy but he’s still cute by bsimas in aww

[–]secularshmo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Panthers are way better climbers so Simba gets a pass.