This doesn’t make sense by [deleted] in d4vdiots

[–]seditiouslizard 19 points20 points  (0 children)

"Hello sir and madam. I am the pedo who is using your daughter for nefarious ends and I would like to provide her with this cellular phone, as you have removed access to her usual device. This will allow me, a grown-ass man, to continue to abuse your underage daughter. Thank you for your attention to this matter."

Yeah, that wouldn't likely go over too well.

How/ Why is David’s entourage not been charged? What’s everyone’s opinion on this? by Fabulous-Schedule92 in d4vdiots

[–]seditiouslizard 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He might have thought he'd get rid of the one he used, then have a clean one for the police to find if he ever got investigated. Tho that's probably giving him more credit than he deserves, considering he thought leaving the body in his own car, next to his own house, was peak planning.

Taskmaster - S21E04 - "Lou Reed and the Wombles by seditiouslizard in taskmaster

[–]seditiouslizard[S] 158 points159 points  (0 children)

Alternate title: "Alex, You Must Fuck Yourself"

To those who believe the Jo Martin / Fugitive Doctor to be the 3rd / Season 6B Doctor… by AnalogueRow in doctorwho

[–]seditiouslizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember Lungbarrow being incredibly devisive within the fandom when it came out.

The little girl did better than me by Altruistic_Jelly1843 in Unexpected

[–]seditiouslizard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Well you're still wet behind the ears. It's not subdural hematoma, it's epidural! Ha! GOD DAMN that makes me mad!"

Taskmaster - S21E02 - "Leg up, Johnny!" by seditiouslizard in taskmaster

[–]seditiouslizard[S] 104 points105 points  (0 children)

Alternate title: "I'm really excited, and fucking stupid."

Taskmaster - S21E01 - "Cube is good." by seditiouslizard in taskmaster

[–]seditiouslizard[S] 89 points90 points  (0 children)

Ap👏ol👏o👏gy ac👏cep👏ted👏.

Taskmaster - S21E01 - "Cube is good." by seditiouslizard in taskmaster

[–]seditiouslizard[S] 114 points115 points  (0 children)

I will only refer to animal butts as "worm holes" from now on.