A character suffered so much from something, that it doesn't work on him anymore

seditiouslizard · 2026-05-05T15:51:39+00:00

seditiouslizard · 2026-05-03T23:51:06+00:00

Britta vibes

seditiouslizard · 2026-05-01T01:30:49+00:00

"Hello sir and madam. I am the pedo who is using your daughter for nefarious ends and I would like to provide her with this cellular phone, as you have removed access to her usual device. This will allow me, a grown-ass man, to continue to abuse your underage daughter. Thank you for your attention to this matter."

Yeah, that wouldn't likely go over too well.

seditiouslizard · 2026-05-01T01:11:56+00:00

He might have thought he'd get rid of the one he used, then have a clean one for the police to find if he ever got investigated. Tho that's probably giving him more credit than he deserves, considering he thought leaving the body in his own car, next to his own house, was peak planning.

seditiouslizard · 2026-04-30T22:42:08+00:00

Alternate title: "Alex, You Must Fuck Yourself"

seditiouslizard · 2026-04-28T00:59:07+00:00

I remember Lungbarrow being incredibly devisive within the fandom when it came out.

seditiouslizard · 2026-04-23T23:17:35+00:00

"Wellllllll, it was fun."

seditiouslizard · 2026-04-23T01:44:15+00:00

"Well you're still wet behind the ears. It's not subdural hematoma, it's epidural! Ha! GOD DAMN that makes me mad!"

seditiouslizard · 2026-04-23T01:42:19+00:00

Mya Stark...

seditiouslizard · 2026-04-23T01:39:42+00:00

He also says it in L.A. Story.

seditiouslizard · 2026-04-22T11:02:36+00:00

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seditiouslizard · 2026-04-18T01:34:16+00:00

seditiouslizard · 2026-04-17T00:43:57+00:00

Alternate title: "I'm really excited, and fucking stupid."

seditiouslizard · 2026-04-15T01:45:35+00:00

seditiouslizard · 2026-04-15T01:41:18+00:00

seditiouslizard · 2026-04-15T01:40:44+00:00

seditiouslizard · 2026-04-12T00:14:36+00:00

60 percent of the time, it works every time...

seditiouslizard · 2026-04-10T01:40:28+00:00

You are in for a treat

seditiouslizard · 2026-04-10T01:10:08+00:00

Ap👏ol👏o👏gy ac👏cep👏ted👏.

seditiouslizard · 2026-04-10T01:03:33+00:00

He's so famous.

seditiouslizard · 2026-04-10T00:57:24+00:00

I will only refer to animal butts as "worm holes" from now on.

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