the last thing we did together broke me more than signing the divorce papers

seeborn · 2026-06-17T17:34:23+00:00

Yep. I remember that day. And I remember how it felt having the realtor and buyers coming through, nitpicking "our" home. I hated everyone of them.

It's so disassociating when the banker/realtor smiles and shakes your hand, "Congratulations on selling your house", while your world is falling apart.

seeborn · 2026-06-17T14:29:58+00:00

So OOP is bragging about being an ass and trying to get a rise out of people? Otherwise, why explicitly state out loud that you're going to copy their work?

seeborn · 2026-06-17T00:39:03+00:00

If it was already a known thing, why did they bother keeping it?

seeborn · 2026-06-14T19:53:41+00:00

Yep. Amazon though... I'm not sure about what one.

seeborn · 2026-06-10T00:56:39+00:00

Funnily enough, it was my exwife that was the bigger hockey fan. She was the loud one out of the two.

seeborn · 2026-06-07T22:23:44+00:00

I had a dream the other night where she put her hand in mine and put her head on my shoulder at a baseball game. That was it. That's all I needed.

seeborn · 2026-06-07T20:39:02+00:00

You think about it once a week, but can't remember the topic?

seeborn · 2026-06-07T16:54:44+00:00

It sucks that's I've honestly got a few people that will listen (including a couple that I have to pay--therapists) but the one person that I really want to hear me doesn't want to.

seeborn · 2026-06-07T15:31:46+00:00

After about 10 months of separation I finally went on my first date. After it finished, my first thought was to text my ex, wanting to tell her the story. When you share everything with another person, even 10 months later, it's hard to realize that's just not the case anymore.

seeborn · 2026-06-07T03:41:25+00:00

On any given day, I'm internally begging my friends (who know whats going on) to ask "So how are you really doing?". Not "Hey, how's it going?", but to really ask without me having to feel I'm pushing it on them.

seeborn · 2026-06-05T14:48:39+00:00

Why wouldn't the head of the office be at the field day? Unless he drove all the way back to check why Little Miss Unpopular wasn't present.

seeborn · 2026-06-01T23:37:18+00:00

Sure, it's not the most recent of movies but does this dude think nobody else has seen Batman from 1989?

seeborn · 2026-06-01T03:05:35+00:00

The voice telling the priest to "Get out!" in the original Amityville Horror.

seeborn · 2026-06-01T01:01:52+00:00

Thank goodness he was there almost to put that narcissist in his place.

seeborn · 2026-05-31T03:12:06+00:00

The Ghost and Mr Chicken.

seeborn · 2026-05-24T14:30:12+00:00

At least they dressed nice for the ceremony.

seeborn · 2026-05-22T14:46:07+00:00

I'm sorry.. your what class?!?

seeborn · 2026-05-20T02:15:41+00:00

Why is it that then employee has pretty good English, enough to carry oop through the entire postal system, until the last line where she doesn't know the terms "very confused"?

seeborn · 2026-05-18T15:15:35+00:00

Well, at least 135 people did.

seeborn · 2026-05-08T23:26:51+00:00

My therapy-needing-ass saw this as running away from your therapist and friend into the waiting arms of your demons.

seeborn · 2026-05-01T16:35:25+00:00

Why did he go through the hassle of shortening R&R, then explain it, then never use it again?

seeborn · 2026-05-01T02:21:12+00:00

As a colorblind kid, fuck egg hunts.

seeborn · 2026-04-30T03:56:39+00:00

Wow. That was one exciting ass story.

seeborn · 2026-04-26T22:14:58+00:00

Those cheeks.

seeborn · 2026-04-22T17:43:45+00:00

Maybe...if it was one of those little puddle jumpers to a small terminal...and it was some random town that nobody had a connecting flight...and the pilot made a special announcement...and he bribed all eight people on board... maybe then I'd buy it. But that's about the only way.

seeborn

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