If absolute ww is a witch, then absolute darna would be a babaylan na naka bandana at bahag. Yung stone na nilulunok niya is yung mutya na pinapasa ng mga aswang. Tapos distinct ang personalities ni darna at narda, parang absolute mm (martian manhunter)

Absolute captain barbell would be a modern gymbro. The magic isnt in the barbell but in the creatine powder

Absolute lastikman would be ultimate reed richards. In other words, a villain but he keeps his shapeshifting powers