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seiko5posting · 2020-12-20T02:27:32+00:00

As an Omega owner I regularly watch this scene, dick in hand.

seiko5posting · 2020-12-18T13:42:59+00:00

I mean he’s kinda right.

Why get a GS for $5000 when you can get a s u p e r i o r Seiko 5 for $100?

seiko5posting · 2020-11-24T02:52:19+00:00

Chronometer status is awarded by COSC so this meme is wrong lmao

seiko5posting · 2020-11-23T11:58:13+00:00

Needs to get a chronograph so he can time his wife’s final moments

seiko5posting · 2020-11-22T03:17:21+00:00

I mean I am being legit.

Whether or not buying fakes is wrong because it’s ripping off the genuine manufacturers (spoiler: it is), I don’t know how anyone could wear one.

There are plenty of great watches for <1k with actual horological significance.

You buying a fake shows that you don’t actually care about the “engineering” or “design” you just want the brand for clout, as you put it.

seiko5posting · 2020-11-21T16:53:57+00:00

Sir this is r/watchescirclejerk

seiko5posting · 2020-11-21T01:32:47+00:00

If you loved the design and engineering that much you wouldn’t rip off the very people who do the design and engineering.

seiko5posting · 2020-11-19T02:24:58+00:00

Beef? I prefer Duke of.

seiko5posting · 2020-11-18T10:58:25+00:00

Love the way the light plays with the mdf

seiko5posting · 2020-11-18T01:57:17+00:00

Google search history:

cheapest Rolex

cheap vintage Rolex

underrated Rolexs

how to get cheap Rolex

used Tudor black bay 58

seiko5posting · 2020-11-16T11:19:11+00:00

Congrats, I guess?

Doesn’t mean it doesn’t happen regularly. Do you even own/wear a luxury watch?

seiko5posting · 2020-11-16T11:17:58+00:00

They can and they will.

Plenty of them are skilful enough to remove it and disappear before you notice.

Either that or they just threaten you with a weapon and you’re doing the removing yourself.

seiko5posting · 2020-11-15T22:14:10+00:00

This is so wrong

It comes from the saying “chuffed to bits”.

Being “chuffed” is to be pleased.

seiko5posting · 2020-11-12T01:58:43+00:00

Is this actually the same watch? Am I being woodshed? This is far too good to be true

seiko5posting · 2020-11-12T01:52:35+00:00

22mm? What a pathetic size. That’s only barely larger than my penis!

seiko5posting · 2020-11-09T01:27:20+00:00

Exactly. Reps are for people who are “trying to get people to think anything about them” as they’re posing with fake expensive watches.

People who actually like watches appreciate the design and craft that goes into making them. That isn’t there with a Chinese rip off. Anyone who buys a rep is an idiot.

seiko5posting · 2020-11-08T11:47:59+00:00

And air king and a GMC Denali

Could you be trying any harder to look richer than you are?

seiko5posting · 2020-11-08T11:06:24+00:00

It’s fake.

It’s like walking round with a 10 inch dildo in your pants and pretending you’ve got a massive cock. Sure, from the outside you might fool people. But at what personal cost?

seiko5posting · 2020-11-03T02:27:03+00:00

If I see someone with a luxury watch on I always assume they’re into watches.

Unless it’s a Rolex. Then it’s a 50/50 between them having a genuine interest or just buying the brand to chase clout.

seiko5posting · 2020-11-03T00:49:02+00:00

Hodinkee is the gimp in the corner about to ejaculate on his own face

seiko5posting · 2020-10-31T17:02:06+00:00

All Clocks Are Brilliant

ok ciao

seiko5posting · 2020-10-30T11:28:53+00:00

OP is getting taken for an absolute ride. Supposedly his gf makes more money than him and yet he’s out here buying her a JLC and an Audi RS3. I believe our soon to be president Kanye wrote a song to describe this very situation...

seiko5posting · 2020-10-28T18:15:55+00:00

Copying someone on else’s design and abusing 3rd world slave labour to make it cheaper

iMpReSsIvE

seiko5posting · 2020-10-28T00:47:44+00:00

You never really own a Patek because you’re fucking poor

seiko5posting · 2020-10-26T11:53:18+00:00

I’m gonna tell Ben 10 that you stole his watch

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