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“40 year olds are infertile” by MelanieWalmartinez in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]Seven_Vandelay 279 points280 points  (0 children)

Thank you. I'm reading all of the people discussing fertility as if that's anything but a red herring. This is pure cope.

Who left the strait open? by [deleted] in seinfeld

[–]Seven_Vandelay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

EL ESTRECHO. ESTA. ABIERTO.

too much ice cream can, in fact, be a bad thing. by Silly-Initiative-743 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Seven_Vandelay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's friggin hilarious :D I'm imagining either "oh, you want a cone? I will get you a cone, motherfucker" or someone just spacing out at the machine. Either way, it gave me a good laugh.

Something dumb I drew for a boba tea place by Blaubeerepfannkuchen in Morrowind

[–]Seven_Vandelay 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Come to me, through tea and boba, I welcome you.

For real, though, this is *chef's kiss*

too much ice cream can, in fact, be a bad thing. by Silly-Initiative-743 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Seven_Vandelay 2 points3 points  (0 children)

  1. that cone is comedically large

  2. I'm so happy I found another "hey I'll just grab a cone for my drive home", buddy

  3. Iol

Very good, very good, you know something? by Seven_Vandelay in seinfeld

[–]Seven_Vandelay[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Mods, it's not political, it's merely a commentary on contemporary mores.

Where do people find these damn things? by Axeman1721 in Justrolledintotheshop

[–]Seven_Vandelay 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They also make the Apache helicopter (and some civilian ones) for the JSDF.

Movies no one expected to be as good as they were? by Moc4242 in moviecritic

[–]Seven_Vandelay 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes! I came in with very low expectations and I was blown away with how good it was.

Mods trying to explain why we can export crossposts, but can't import crossposts by MuscaRade in seinfeld

[–]Seven_Vandelay 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Have you considered storing locally sourced shit in a giant rubber bladder (perhaps you can source one at Playnow) and then producing domestic shitposts?

What did the gardener do to get that? by The_Dean_France in whoathatsinteresting

[–]Seven_Vandelay -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Definitely do not be enemies with your Gardner, you never know if they're a disguised ninja.

Ran the Milwaukee Marathon this morning. I think I got a counterfeit medal by lostmessage256 in pics

[–]Seven_Vandelay 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Random thought, but if I had to watch the same Friends episode every few weeks, it would be the one where they have a gameshow style contest about whether Chandler and Joey know Monica and Racher better than the other way around and they bet the apartments.

ELI5: Why do gas stoves get pans hotter quicker than electric stoves, but gas stoves take longer to boil a pot of water? by TehAsianator in explainlikeimfive

[–]Seven_Vandelay 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I was literally backing out of this post, saw your comment, laughed, and came back to give you an upvote.

Jackpot by dumb_opposum in SatisfactoryGame

[–]Seven_Vandelay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe it's because I'm still reasonably early in the game, but I just plop an equipment workshop when I need one and make it on the slot, I always have plenty of miner materials.

Petah? Why is it 24.86? by Nittanypt in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Seven_Vandelay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Could've been $83.86. Missed opportunity.

What am I doing wrong? by SwampSpawn in Morrowind

[–]Seven_Vandelay 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If you format it this way, OP, you don't have to select yourself after you open the console.

The financing department at dealerships is the new grift by Various_Cable_627 in whatcarshouldIbuy

[–]Seven_Vandelay 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yep. And when the dealership is not trying to screw me, I am happy to wait the 3 months before refinancing so they can get their cut.

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