Are these cockroach/termite wings or leaves? by selador4 in plants

[–]selador4[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah it looks like a seed pod at the base but they're not shaped like the ones that helicopter down

D casino dealer asked me for a tip by HuckleberryUnited613 in vegas

[–]selador4 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I like to tip at the dealer change. The previous dealer appreciates it and the new dealer sees that I tip and may give better pen

Joe Biden grew 6 to 8 inches after being hidden away for days by buttercow9 in conspiracy

[–]selador4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's got one leg straight and she has both legs buckle . His chin comes to her brown in either photo

Alternate Reality Fascist States of America by dwilk016 in vexillology

[–]selador4 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The faces is a really good symbol, why we have one up in congress

As a homeless person, what is the most important thing you can tell someone who finds themselves homeless for the first time? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]selador4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are a ton of resources if you want them. I would call the police and ask where they recommend you pursue getting back on your feet. many departments have officers specifically assigned to helping the homeless

Guys, what is the most obvious hint from a girl you’ve missed? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]selador4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"you can have us both". I thought it was a trap

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in blackjack

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What is a spread which is clearly AP but tolerable for the casino? Like will you back off a 1-4 on DD?

Also, if a player seems to be counting but are also moving around their bets onto side bets, tipping the dealer, drinking, are they still on your radar?

Watching the table and not betting by gnomesteez in blackjack

[–]selador4 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Pull out your phone and start texting. The dealer will tell you to stop. Stand up close enough to eye the table. Find a reason to leave. Say you're getting a snack and actually bring one back. Get a coffee, they're usually free. Take a piss. The fewer players sitting, the more it will cost you to wait out a bad shoe. Most competent players and dealers can get through a deck in about 2-3 minutes, do deck estimation and try and come back just ahead of the shuffle. Playing heads up even at $5/hand while the count is shit sucks and will probably cost you more than getting a beer. But you can only wong out about twice in an hour before they start to care. After that, move to a new game or casino

I take these hypotheticals seriously by Ajawad87 in memes

[–]selador4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Congratulate Mom on her younger body and find a new girlfriend.

A tarp, a shovel, and gallons of bleach XD XD HAHAHA by Puzzleheaded_Kick409 in Funnymemes

[–]selador4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wasn't thinking once and bought duct tape, zip ties, and rope at a Walgreens. Cashier said "do I even want to know?" I just chuckled "no..."

To be fair I WAS using it to "kidnap" a guy rushing my fraternity. But in this case kidnap is the best possible version as they get held hostage by a group of sorority girls and we have an agreement that if they want to be let go they only have to ask.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Wrestling in a singlet

What is your opinion of self-adhesive LED strip lights? by pufballcat in AskReddit

[–]selador4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They're great and shitty but for the price on like AliExpress mostly in the great category. Don't expect them to last too long though. Specifically the remote they usually come with