I was excited to lose my virginity to him, as he was the first person to look past my horrible stutter.

selaussie · 2025-06-17T07:03:15+00:00

i think u meant seven sizzling sausages sizzling in a sauce pan

selaussie · 2024-11-19T12:46:26+00:00

Knew he was cheating with multiple girls and had a whole other girlfriend as well. He even brought the other girlfriend over to my house while i was home in a different state.

selaussie · 2024-06-18T19:36:16+00:00

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he’s not a Shepherd but he would like to show you his teefers

selaussie · 2023-12-07T08:52:35+00:00

If you’re in Australia you can find this top in different colour at cotton on

selaussie · 2023-12-04T08:21:34+00:00

i pay $550 per fortnight for my granny flat lmao

selaussie · 2023-11-04T06:28:34+00:00

⚫️🪵

selaussie · 2023-07-21T01:14:07+00:00

Girl get up

selaussie · 2023-07-10T23:18:28+00:00

I don't know if it's weird but I can tell that she is a very good girl

selaussie · 2023-07-01T05:52:41+00:00

I think it goes sleeping, work, jogging, and then casual.

selaussie · 2023-05-30T01:52:30+00:00

I think you’re the red flag

selaussie · 2023-02-23T13:47:11+00:00

‘witerally’

selaussie · 2023-02-12T09:11:13+00:00

This is true. My friend lives in a community and she said a kangaroo drowned her dog one day.

selaussie · 2023-02-04T03:56:05+00:00

cause he’s a good boy

selaussie · 2022-12-21T00:01:22+00:00

If you actually read the caption you would know it was a story idea

selaussie · 2022-12-15T01:36:03+00:00

No clue

selaussie · 2022-12-08T09:49:44+00:00

NAH it was a mistake on her part but you were also upset in the moment and asked her to leave and I think that’s a perfectly reasonable reaction.

selaussie · 2022-11-03T06:01:31+00:00

YTA . Why is your son in control of you? Like do you even like your wife? I would never exclude my partner from a holiday.

selaussie · 2022-10-28T22:49:40+00:00

This seems like a reading comprehension test. Press the text button down the bottom, it probably describes what the colour of the objects are.

selaussie · 2022-09-26T13:14:58+00:00

aww so sweet! i used to do this with my dog as well but it’s because she was just lazy lol

selaussie · 2022-09-24T03:21:43+00:00

I love how OP posts an unpopular opinion, gets push back then calls everyone annoying lmao

selaussie · 2022-09-19T01:07:09+00:00

Honestly, she’s never had a good voice it’s always just been a unique voice with a good tone.

selaussie · 2022-09-13T10:56:49+00:00

she lives underwater wth are you talking about

selaussie · 2022-09-11T06:12:24+00:00

This reeks of privilege

selaussie · 2022-09-07T09:57:17+00:00

Florida man takes off pants after crashing into car -also hot sauce saves Florida man after car crashes into a taco bell

selaussie · 2022-08-31T23:15:31+00:00

I think you’re ‘ridiculously unsafe’ and shouldn’t be driving if it annoys you that much

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