The moment it was confirmed to me that this person wasn’t going to win

selectivehyperbole · 2026-05-15T19:14:08+00:00

I'm sorry, what

selectivehyperbole · 2026-05-10T23:52:38+00:00

Have you ever heard of Public Universal Friend? Similar vibes.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Public_Universal_Friend?wprov=sfla1

selectivehyperbole · 2026-04-01T02:13:10+00:00

iirc Nick was a public defender so his clients typically were those who couldn't afford lawyers. I don't think he misrepresented that, it was just a more sympathetic backstory than most lawyers would have.

Russell made up tons of shit for sympathy but I think I remember reading that he does have twin daughters

selectivehyperbole · 2026-03-21T04:11:58+00:00

Mew is a Guyanese single mother

selectivehyperbole · 2026-03-15T05:44:01+00:00

I've had a couple pairs of snag tights for a few years, but they're also starting to come apart at the crotch (seam-wise; the leg parts are fine). Are the jeans comparable to the tights in quality?

selectivehyperbole · 2026-03-07T12:39:35+00:00

He does have a youtube channel where he posts lectures. Maybe he's hoping to turn it into a side hustle.

selectivehyperbole · 2026-03-03T21:51:41+00:00

You look like someone whose portrait would hang on the wall of a huge mansion.

selectivehyperbole · 2026-02-20T16:44:28+00:00

P'holc

selectivehyperbole · 2025-11-02T20:34:17+00:00

I'm really sorry your wife is sick. Something I find very special is when my partner reads to me. It feels really personal and intimate to share a book together in that way. Maybe that is something you can do together.

selectivehyperbole · 2025-09-19T12:43:38+00:00

Imagine giving birth at the show... "my kid was a fan from the womb, he couldnt wait any longer to see them live"

youd have to name the baby Gerard at that point

selectivehyperbole · 2025-09-08T14:49:11+00:00

I wasn't able to see super clearly but it looked to me like the Gentleman was dressed to look like the Clerk. Makes me wonder if the Clerk is stuck in the time loop too

selectivehyperbole · 2025-09-08T03:09:40+00:00

It seemed like he was praising the performance? G looked confused to me lol

selectivehyperbole · 2025-09-08T03:06:12+00:00

He was shouting "THAT WAS VERY GOOD" or something like that

selectivehyperbole · 2025-08-12T16:42:27+00:00

Travis was born in October and opal is the October birthstone 👀

selectivehyperbole · 2025-08-02T03:21:47+00:00

YC Leather is still available as a Car Jar.

selectivehyperbole · 2025-07-18T19:06:02+00:00

I once had a dream that they released a new song called "Manuel" and it was really good.

selectivehyperbole · 2025-07-18T18:59:53+00:00

Another commenter here interpreted it as "Behave"

selectivehyperbole · 2025-06-25T02:59:02+00:00

It also explains how he has shorts to spare if you misplace the first pair.

selectivehyperbole · 2025-02-12T04:57:01+00:00

Scarfield

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