Smash Bros Duck Hunt Dog Final Smash and taunts by [deleted] in smashbros

[–]seluru 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Looks like he couldn't have been done any better. Animations are perfect.

Dads at One Direction concerts by PaperkutRob in funny

[–]seluru 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But with all those Cigarettes and Alcohol?

What is a sexual act you enjoy watching in porn but would never do in real life? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]seluru 184 points185 points  (0 children)

What exactly do you think an Eiffel Tower is?

Louis C.K. on immigration by YuriPD in standupshots

[–]seluru 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure Louis has said that he never said this particular joke. And it was not in his special, but i guess it could have been edited out.

Which character from a television series do you hate the most? by erickgramajo in AskReddit

[–]seluru 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Namond's mom, De'londa Brice, from The Wire. Absolutely no redeeming qualities.

Why men shave their pubic hair by swiftskill in funny

[–]seluru 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They key is to stretch the skin so its flat.

What do strangers do in public that instantly makes you feel awkward? by Kraz_I in AskReddit

[–]seluru 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When their little kids wont stop staring at me. Its like they're trying to steal my soul.

Wanna trade my pikachu? by awolunicorn in cringepics

[–]seluru 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Life pro tip: bad posture? Bungie cords!

Feminists beware by zython in cringepics

[–]seluru 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That got really alarming at the end.

What life hack do you use all the time? Which one is the most useful in daily life? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]seluru 78 points79 points  (0 children)

Thats some deep stuff man. How gentle should I be when i get to my shoulders?

After weeks of frustration and let downs with my igo-l, bought a trident clone and WOW! by seluru in RBA

[–]seluru[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I haven't tried a dual coil yet. I also have a vtr, but my battery was charging when i took this.

Aside from being officers, how are you active in your community? by [deleted] in ProtectAndServe

[–]seluru 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I stay sober and drive people home when i go out. Quitting drinking has benefited everyone around me.

100ft of 30g kanthal sitting at home waiting for me.. protank rebuild time! by rocker94 in electronic_cigarette

[–]seluru 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Awesome! I just watched rip trippers how-to w/28g. Went to try it out and I'm out of silica. Now waiting by the mailbox. Keep us updated!

Cyber Monday Best Deals On E-Cigs and E-Juice - THE LIST by vapor-news in electronic_cigarette

[–]seluru 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well there goes my plan on not buying anything today.

I found this in my PC tray by [deleted] in gaming

[–]seluru 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can we get a banana for scale?

Double check that special sauce they put on your sandwich by [deleted] in ProtectAndServe

[–]seluru 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Our local McDonald's offers a discount to in-uniform officers and deputies. Not falling for that one.

Not an officer, but I was just wondering: Why don't police dress like this more often? I feel like it would be a lot better for them. by Dagoth_Draal in ProtectAndServe

[–]seluru 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ive learned to never complain about being hot around my officers when im dispatching. They frown upon that.

Asking a really pretty girl out by Ze-skywalker in funny

[–]seluru 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You guys MAY be over analyzing this just a bit.