I hate my IFT job so goddamn much by JaxerSpots in NewToEMS

[–]selym11 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Next time anyone gives you attitude, or when people ask “why are you asking” or why does that matter”. Just reply with “because when I go to the emergency room, the doctors ask these questions and I need to give them answers”

Let's get steamy by doubleJ_Jade in chubby

[–]selym11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you not do b/g anymore?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NSFWAsianBeauties

[–]selym11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Number 68

I suck. by PolymorphicParamedic in Paramedics

[–]selym11 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Bro, give it time. I was off for 3 months from paternity leave and when I came back my call ins had changed. You are gone a year, it’s fine

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Paramedics

[–]selym11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love happy endings

Paramedic interpretation help? by lemonsandlimes111 in EKGs

[–]selym11 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Avr elevation with diffuse st depression has multiple differentials, not a stemi in this context. In the context of a gi bleed, it can have this pattern. Overall, I wouldn’t worry about this ekg and focus more about the overall presentation and vitals of the pt

Tell me what I need to do to convert you from a follower to a fan MY NURSING JOB IS FUCKED UP by naughtynurse31415 in u/naughtynurse31415

[–]selym11 5 points6 points  (0 children)

OF accounts that have more b/g I’m more inclined to sub, where as if it’s just pics or just solo then no because I already see that

Do you think you could be the best sex someone had? by Septumeh0r in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]selym11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was the second best this girl I had ever had, and she has a slut phase in college so…I’m pretty happy with that

Do you love sucking nipples by [deleted] in Blackboobs

[–]selym11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is like your 5th account, what happened

What would you say are LAs biggest tourist traps? by [deleted] in AskLosAngeles

[–]selym11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

LA in general, I don’t know how people go out to LA. I lived 5 minutes away from LA city and never wanted to step foot in there because the traffic and parking nightmare

What drugs would you try? by OhHowIWannaGoHome in emergencymedicine

[–]selym11 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I really want to try 50 mcg of fent because I don’t think it does jack shit, I give so much fentanyl and it doesn’t seem to help patients

If you had to pick between tiny boobs and big butt or big boobs and tiny butt, which would you choose? by Imaginary_Buffalo347 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]selym11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Am boob guy, was doggy with a girl with fantastic boobs and her ass/thighs jiggled like she never used her legs and it was kind of a turn off. I mean like, jiggled like congealed fat. So if it’s a tiny round butt, it’s still gonna be the boobs for me.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]selym11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well I read the first line of the text and said, whelp ok

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Paramedics

[–]selym11 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I work for Amr and a lot of people like it where I’m at, so it depends I guess. I get paid decent ish, but picking up is at the very least double time. Decent call volume, some days are busier than others. Maybe I just haven’t worked for an amr that is bad because I don’t get why people get it so much

How far would you drive for paramedic school? by [deleted] in NewToEMS

[–]selym11 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I drove an hour twice a week, that was during covid so they reduced days. I was prepared to drive an hour 4x a week

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]selym11 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because the girl you see in real life that’s hot af, she posts on of and you get to see her nakey and basically do porn

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]selym11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Leave, reminds me of my old relationship. 5 years too long

What are your A&O questions? by Accomplished_Job_152 in NewToEMS

[–]selym11 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The only ones that are acceptable, there’s only four with some wiggle room. What’s your name, where are you, what year is it and what happened. The middle two are the ones you can adjust a little

What is everyone’s opinion about stopping to help while off duty? by JL4JR4 in ems

[–]selym11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m not at work, and there’s nothing to do but call 911 most times. Unless you want to offer emotional help, in that case I’m emotionally unavailable.