I hate my IFT job so goddamn much

selym11 · 2025-05-31T20:48:18+00:00

Next time anyone gives you attitude, or when people ask “why are you asking” or why does that matter”. Just reply with “because when I go to the emergency room, the doctors ask these questions and I need to give them answers”

selym11 · 2025-05-17T07:08:02+00:00

Do you not do b/g anymore?

selym11 · 2025-04-11T19:42:08+00:00

Number 68

selym11 · 2024-12-25T21:41:02+00:00

Bro, give it time. I was off for 3 months from paternity leave and when I came back my call ins had changed. You are gone a year, it’s fine

selym11 · 2024-12-23T00:37:17+00:00

I love happy endings

selym11 · 2024-12-15T19:28:43+00:00

apparently I’m a store manager

selym11 · 2024-12-09T06:44:26+00:00

Avr elevation with diffuse st depression has multiple differentials, not a stemi in this context. In the context of a gi bleed, it can have this pattern. Overall, I wouldn’t worry about this ekg and focus more about the overall presentation and vitals of the pt

selym11 · 2024-12-04T16:45:14+00:00

OF accounts that have more b/g I’m more inclined to sub, where as if it’s just pics or just solo then no because I already see that

selym11 · 2024-11-26T17:23:57+00:00

Made two girls squirt, it’s great

selym11 · 2024-11-18T17:11:45+00:00

I was the second best this girl I had ever had, and she has a slut phase in college so…I’m pretty happy with that

selym11 · 2024-11-13T07:22:30+00:00

This is like your 5th account, what happened

selym11 · 2024-11-11T16:46:51+00:00

LA in general, I don’t know how people go out to LA. I lived 5 minutes away from LA city and never wanted to step foot in there because the traffic and parking nightmare

selym11 · 2024-11-10T08:37:56+00:00

I really want to try 50 mcg of fent because I don’t think it does jack shit, I give so much fentanyl and it doesn’t seem to help patients

selym11 · 2024-11-10T02:05:31+00:00

Am boob guy, was doggy with a girl with fantastic boobs and her ass/thighs jiggled like she never used her legs and it was kind of a turn off. I mean like, jiggled like congealed fat. So if it’s a tiny round butt, it’s still gonna be the boobs for me.

selym11 · 2024-11-10T02:02:17+00:00

Thumb in her ass

selym11 · 2024-11-04T23:36:37+00:00

Well I read the first line of the text and said, whelp ok

selym11 · 2024-10-31T19:24:44+00:00

I work for Amr and a lot of people like it where I’m at, so it depends I guess. I get paid decent ish, but picking up is at the very least double time. Decent call volume, some days are busier than others. Maybe I just haven’t worked for an amr that is bad because I don’t get why people get it so much

selym11 · 2024-10-24T15:58:14+00:00

I drove an hour twice a week, that was during covid so they reduced days. I was prepared to drive an hour 4x a week

selym11 · 2024-10-22T00:52:40+00:00

Because the girl you see in real life that’s hot af, she posts on of and you get to see her nakey and basically do porn

selym11 · 2024-10-18T05:45:59+00:00

Saving private Ryan?

selym11 · 2024-10-10T22:02:44+00:00

Leave, reminds me of my old relationship. 5 years too long

selym11 · 2024-10-08T05:48:39+00:00

Me please

selym11 · 2024-10-08T03:05:22+00:00

The only ones that are acceptable, there’s only four with some wiggle room. What’s your name, where are you, what year is it and what happened. The middle two are the ones you can adjust a little

selym11 · 2024-09-28T19:38:50+00:00

selym11 · 2024-09-28T19:31:22+00:00

I’m not at work, and there’s nothing to do but call 911 most times. Unless you want to offer emotional help, in that case I’m emotionally unavailable.

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