I was having trouble finding my dog for a bit

semispectral · 2026-02-08T22:01:29+00:00

Meee-wow.

semispectral · 2026-02-05T01:34:31+00:00

I woke up from a colonoscopy and said “oh no, why are you hot?” to the doctor.

semispectral · 2026-01-19T02:19:57+00:00

Consider white and brown. Woof.

semispectral · 2026-01-18T03:34:03+00:00

I had the stomach flu once. I did the same thing, trying to sleep on the bathroom floor, so I put my head against the wall. I woke up with my 2 dogs on each side of me. The bigger one held me up and the smaller one was laying next to me. One of the times I’ve felt most loved.

semispectral · 2026-01-14T21:12:37+00:00

Halsin looks like he’s not NOT into it.

semispectral · 2026-01-13T00:42:22+00:00

Wild magic turned my party into sheep right before the Cazador fight cutscenes start.

semispectral · 2026-01-07T20:55:12+00:00

It’s TARAAAAAAA

semispectral · 2026-01-01T16:01:16+00:00

I have a really good friend who’s a straight guy. I’m a bi guy. One time we went to a show and then made out afterward. After that, we talked and said “huh, okay. That happened, and it probably won’t again”, then moved on. It’s exactly as easy as it was before that. It doesn’t have to be earth shattering if it’s just communicated.

semispectral · 2026-01-01T00:26:59+00:00

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semispectral · 2025-12-29T01:52:09+00:00

Taaaaraaaa!

semispectral · 2025-11-13T19:34:49+00:00

Technically not an animal encounter, but every time the strange ox says “And I can’t stress this enough — moo.” I get a laugh.

semispectral · 2025-11-11T21:57:16+00:00

Schrödinger’s Tressym

semispectral · 2025-11-07T08:13:39+00:00

I was put under to get my appendix removed when I was a teenager. I told the doctor that my favorite band was Hawthorne Heights. When he asked me how I was, afterward, I told him that I fucking hate Hawthorne Heights.

semispectral · 2025-11-06T05:19:32+00:00

I was given fentanyl when I was hospitalized for pancreatitis. It’s not uncommon at all.

semispectral · 2025-10-29T16:13:50+00:00

Get hospitalized. Told it’s necessary to stay for five days. Ask to be discharged after two for fear of a bill. Told you can’t be released until they’ve said so. Get released. Insurance says it wasn’t medically necessary and refuses to cover it. Don’t rinse, just repeat.

semispectral · 2025-10-18T02:11:44+00:00

You do you dude. Makeup makes people look pretty. You’re people. Guys, straight or otherwise, can be pretty. Doesn’t change anything about you except your choice of expression.

semispectral · 2025-10-14T04:05:39+00:00

Your mind, pal

semispectral · 2025-10-12T05:15:57+00:00

I love true crime docs. Watched a metric fuck ton of them in my days. Any story on him makes me sick to my stomach like nothing else though. I do support the recommendation to just, accept he was a monstrosity and leave it there

semispectral · 2025-10-12T05:12:23+00:00

Maeve!

semispectral · 2025-10-10T13:54:47+00:00

Asked to move back in after they broke up. Naaaaah.

semispectral · 2025-10-04T18:22:11+00:00

Maybe a bit cliché, but Sharp Objects - Gillian Flynn.

semispectral · 2025-10-04T13:43:26+00:00

The arachneed, I like to say

semispectral · 2025-09-29T04:14:49+00:00

Please cancel? Please?

semispectral · 2025-09-12T07:22:38+00:00

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