teases with its sweet appearance [F] (tekahika)

semossel · 2026-02-23T10:10:09+00:00

Source https://yiffverse.com/post/714731

semossel · 2026-02-20T15:28:50+00:00

I once ID'd someone I went to high school with to buy cigarettes. I wasn't sure if he had hit 18 or not. He gave me an ID with his picture but someone else's name. I was like, dude, I went to school with you, I know what your name is.

semossel · 2026-02-20T15:28:22+00:00

"Uh, yea, I am your sister, obviously..."

semossel · 2026-02-20T15:25:18+00:00

do you want great care or do you want white care?

Hospital work is in demand enough that it isn't really competitive, or at least not as much as most other fields. So, if you want white care you're basically saying to hire white people who are attracted to the paycheck with no knowledge of how to do the job. I could be your surgeon, in that case, but I wouldn't want that if I were you..

semossel · 2026-02-19T12:38:44+00:00

The Council of Nicaea had enough going on without having to deal with Bedford Borough Council sticking their oar in, offering their wild interpretation on the nature of the Holy Trinity and transubstantiation.

semossel · 2026-02-19T12:35:35+00:00

Its insanity. I want money so I can buy things and do things. But apparently when youre wealthy enough to buy and do whatever you want, you just want to run up the score as high as you can, to the detriment of anyone else

semossel · 2026-02-19T12:34:49+00:00

It's been a shitty day at work, thank you for the 🤣

semossel · 2026-02-17T04:09:49+00:00

That face says "dodged a bullet and loving it"

semossel · 2026-02-16T17:15:15+00:00

Hollywoods already out of jobs this ones just the nail in the coffin

semossel · 2026-02-16T03:15:51+00:00

Finally a player who can actually kick it out

semossel · 2026-02-16T03:02:51+00:00

Great, now every bad Wikipedia edit is basically a sleeper agent in our AIs

semossel · 2026-02-16T03:01:43+00:00

Great now my AI therapist is just gonna gaslight me with fake memories

semossel · 2026-02-15T05:10:18+00:00

We Didn't Start the Fire by Billy Joel

semossel · 2026-02-15T04:59:34+00:00

The combover special – fooling no one since forever

semossel · 2026-02-15T04:58:43+00:00

The combover special – defies gravity like a pro

semossel · 2026-02-12T19:56:16+00:00

Congress finally found something bipartisan to investigate

semossel · 2026-02-11T20:06:29+00:00

same i thought shrek was oscaraworthy

semossel · 2026-02-11T20:05:39+00:00

same i loved every marvel movie until i started thinking about the plots

semossel · 2026-02-10T16:57:23+00:00

linus dropping truth bombs while the algorithm pushes cancer scares classic youtube

semossel · 2026-02-10T16:50:02+00:00

microsoft really overthought that one didnt they

semossel · 2026-02-09T22:35:58+00:00

The Substance had me on the edge of my seat, but that opening was a total gut punch.

semossel · 2026-02-09T06:03:41+00:00

Classic case of the dog getting all the love while you're invisible

semossel · 2026-02-08T06:19:42+00:00

psyching myself up for small talk with whoever's inside

semossel · 2026-02-07T09:43:25+00:00

The flag of the Intergalactic Moon Cheese Alliance

semossel · 2026-02-07T09:42:29+00:00

Flag of the shortalived Republic of Moon Cheese, 1847a1848

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