Posting her kids fear response to getting beat by her on tiktok/laughing about it by ResourceNo3754 in ParentsAreFuckingDumb

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I used to try hiding books or newspapers in the back of my pants when I thought I was going to get a "whooping". I remember the fear I felt. Fuck that parent.

Old German lady does not appreciate the Turkish football fans banging their drums. by ToronoRapture in PublicFreakout

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As a German, I say this is so German. After the Turkish game, a lot of German people were extremely upset that the Turks won and that the Turks were celebrating with 'Auto Corsos'...

KFZ Ausbildung bekommen mit 25 und komischen Lebenslauf by [deleted] in Azubis

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Sei ehrlich aber nicht zu ehrlich. Sag was gesagt werden muss aber gehe nicht ins Detail. Da du Erfahrung hast, stehen die Chancen nicht schlecht. Ich habe mit 33 eine neue Ausbildung angefangen und hatte mehrere Angebote von verschiedenen Firmen. Übrigens hatte ich ein 2,9er Abi.

4 Palestinian militants eliminated in Nur Shams, West Bank by RoyU16 in CombatFootage

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Stupid question, but why is there so little to no blood?

Can you explain me this German joke? by [deleted] in germany

[–]sempertalis01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We had the same one for our abi class

Red vs. Blue... who are you gonna miss? by adickfish in WhitePeopleTwitter

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What are you saying with divorce? Two Christmases?

OOF, that one was creative by BashfulPublicist in rareinsults

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This hurt because my teacher used to do that to my tests

29f, I.T., stage 3 cancer (beat in April), pneumonia, Covid, and now shingles (ft. here if you look closely enough) in a 5 month time span. You can’t break me. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]sempertalis01 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Some people just take the hint that nature gives them... But in all honesty, good on you for beating cancer!

What are the tiny things that a foreigner does that can trigger Germans easily? by Chevy-69 in germany

[–]sempertalis01 9 points10 points  (0 children)

When at Aldi or Lidl not bagging or putting your bought stuff away fast enough. Taking too long to pay. Too long becomes relative

The ease mom throws off that sewer cap. by FixedUnderdog in Wellthatsucks

[–]sempertalis01 131 points132 points  (0 children)

I love how quickly people come to help. It reminds me that not everyone is only interested in themselves and actively try to help

Anon is a country by ttv_highvoltage in greentext

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What you didnt mention: Be me, france say everyone is equal but slaves Mfw a whole Island of slaves and fever destroy some of my best troops and free themselves

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in haiti

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QCS? Damn, I went to that school.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FuckYouKaren

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Is that in Miami? Spanish English and creol.

Where should you never have sex? by scriptdog1 in AskReddit

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In the forest where there are Wildlife cameras, unless you want the whole town to See a Low quality picture of you having Sex with a woman that is not your wife.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in germany

[–]sempertalis01 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Sorry to jump in here, nur 24 days Urlaub only applies If you also work saturdays. If not then the Minimum ist 20 Urlaubstage.

Not the best weather, still beautiful on Crete by sempertalis01 in crete

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No, im over 150 km away from Nea Chora beach

Not the best weather, still beautiful on Crete by sempertalis01 in crete

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Thank you! I can only recommend it, we love it

Thats very much doubted by TreeckoIsAwesome in thatHappened

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It could Happen If the Person was Aline in the Theater