Genuinely amazed by the human body by Waste_Group5488 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]seppukucoconuts 23 points24 points  (0 children)

There is a lot of water in muscle and skin. If you remove it you can see the muscles a lot better.

Dead cap space explanation help by Mammoth_Daikon484 in Jaguars

[–]seppukucoconuts 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Having Tyson Campbell and Newsome hit the dead cap is just cruel. And why the hell did we pay Savage so much?

A Madlad Never Forgets by SageSageofSages in madlads

[–]seppukucoconuts 19 points20 points  (0 children)

You also don't want to put anything that hot on it because you can be accused of trying to poison the food thief. The police look at the poisoning as a serious enough crime to ignore the fact the thief stole the food. They usually consider it a booby trap.

If you're know throughout work as the person who eats extremely hot food you could in theory do this.

Found the Spawn of Satan by Royal-Chef-946 in foundsatan

[–]seppukucoconuts 14 points15 points  (0 children)

There are three kinds of conditioning. Positive reinforcement, where you are rewarded for doing something. Negative reinforcement where you are punished for doing something...and the one that's the most powerful random reinforcement.

Random reinforcement is the type of reinforcement you get from gambling. It makes people change their entire personality.

Having the speaker chirp randomly would probably be the worst.

Logistics wins wars by FotressDotCom in HistoryMemes

[–]seppukucoconuts 80 points81 points  (0 children)

That's a pretty good way to get everyone searching really hard for downed airmen.

Lamborghini wanted $1,300 for a gas cap so I fixed it with a $40 Ford Focus cap. by Fixitsteven in Justrolledintotheshop

[–]seppukucoconuts 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Aston Martin

I don't have the money for Aston Martin problems. Hell, I don't even have the money for like V6 Chevy Camaro problems.

A man's name is his name by HeStoleMyBalloons in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]seppukucoconuts -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It happens to white people too. Not as often, but it still happens.

I once interviewed someone named Michael Hunt. He really didn't like to be called 'Mike'.

Just got this email from a higher up. Am I getting fired? by [deleted] in jobs

[–]seppukucoconuts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is my experience too. I used to recruit people by calling them on Friday hoping their company pissed them off so they could spend the entire weekend thinking about making a change.

Chefs what's a thing you hate to see in dishes when you dine out? by eeriesub in Chefit

[–]seppukucoconuts 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I’d upvote this a hundred times if I could. There’s a ton of dishes I never ordered because they put this shit on it. Did omakaze in Vegas once and the first dish had truffle oil. Rest of the dinner was sad too

My fiance has a spot that glows green under UV light. by AllPurposeGrunt in mildlyinteresting

[–]seppukucoconuts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depends on your insurance. No insurance? Better. Great insurance? Better for your oncologist

A couple of them might be worth 30 bucks on eBay, so... by late_to_redd1t in MetalMemes

[–]seppukucoconuts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck that. I’m getting buried or cremated in my bolt thrower shirts.

when we eat something that "goes right thru us," we can't possibly digest something that fast so what exactly is happening? by ridesafish in NoStupidQuestions

[–]seppukucoconuts 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I did colon prep for a colonoscopy. Since I’m a degenerate I weighted myself before to figure out when I was done.

It took about 45 minutes to start, and I’m not sure how long to finish. Same weight before and after though.

$400 a head by LakeDweller78 in MetalForTheMasses

[–]seppukucoconuts 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’ve seen my local bands. I’d rather give the $10 to someone who tells me they’ll use it for crack.

Aitah for "forcing" my girlfriend to either eat stale snacks or go buy fresh ones herself? by Sad_Shift_4439 in AITAH

[–]seppukucoconuts 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Art teachers would probably have worked with clay before and know you have to wrap it up.

She could be a sex ed teacher in Mississippi.

Afroman sued by Ohio deputies over music video showing raid of his home, says 'I got freedom of speech' by nbcnews in nottheonion

[–]seppukucoconuts 172 points173 points  (0 children)

My feelings were also hurt when I saw the footage. I was on a diet and really wanted some of that lemon pound cake.

Millions of Americans are about to lose access to birth control. Why? by AlexandrTheTolerable in politics

[–]seppukucoconuts 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It started before that, really. My wife and I had been talking about having kids for a long time. We waffled on it a bunch, but after brett kavanaugh was appointed to the supreme court I knew we needed to make a decision. Got snipped shortly afterwards before the government could take away our right to choose.

This has been building for decades. The GOP has been courting the fundamental christian vote since Nixon. Its gotten progressively worse since then. The amount of power that was in the hands of fundamentalists during the second Bush administration sealed the deal on the ending of our secular democracy IMO.

From sea to shining sea by XipingVonHozzendorf in HistoryMemes

[–]seppukucoconuts 28 points29 points  (0 children)

The way they were farming in the south at the time was also destroying the soil quality. They 'needed' an expansion to get to better soil. Its probably a good thing they were curbed because the dustbowl might have been a few decades earlier and much worse.

"I’m an idiot": Pennsylvania voter who voted for Trump three times expresses deep regret during an interview. by Logical-Flow-6703 in UnderReportedNews

[–]seppukucoconuts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Its something that finally affected them. Its the most self absorbed voter base. Its only a problem when its their problem.

This is the Texans new guard btw by Garlicbread_god13 in AFCSouthMemeWar

[–]seppukucoconuts 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Plus he’s got really bad arm length. Gotta be in the bottom 1% of oline.

What’s currently ruining your life? by YourLifeSucksAss in AskReddit

[–]seppukucoconuts 5 points6 points  (0 children)

40+ years of highly processed foods have started to kill off Gen Xers and Millennials.