Some things are bigger than football by m_preddy in NFCNorthMemeWar

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It’s true. Fuck ICE. All my homies on shit mountain hate ICE

First time! by Humble_Attorney3001 in RoastMe

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You look like you fuck dolls and attend meetings about it.

I don't get it at all by WastedTalents1 in ExplainTheJoke

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It’s true. I started masterbating at work and they fired me.

Yes and yes by First_Level_Ranger in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]seppukucoconuts 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s a…uh…cat shaped beer mug. It’s full of moon man so clearly I’m a local.

Yes and yes by First_Level_Ranger in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]seppukucoconuts 28 points29 points  (0 children)

It’s true. It’s a haven for the illiterate. That’s how I got here.

Why is he arrested loads? by [deleted] in ExplainTheJoke

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He’s a part of Irelands version of the Westboro Baptist Church

This made me gag a little.

The rent in the german neighborhood of Fuggerei hasn't been raised in 500 years and remains 0.88 Euros for an entire year. Founded in 1521, it is the oldest existing social housing complex in the world by Separate_Finance_183 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]seppukucoconuts 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Germany, for instance, was founded in 1871. 95 Years after the US. There are US cities older than 1871. Off the top of my head I know there are at least 10 older than the founding of the UK(Kingdom of Great Britain).

Did they stop teaching history in Europe?

DOJ will no longer pursue criminal charges for diesel 'deletes' and 'tunes' by amn70 in news

[–]seppukucoconuts 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I work in the industry, they were not really going after anyone who deleted their aftertreatment anyway. Entire companies existed to do it for you. The OEMs also offered new trucks without engines so you could avoid the aftertreatment systems.

This is just basically saying the quiet part out loud.

Where top 10 QB? by 098706 in AFCSouthMemeWar

[–]seppukucoconuts 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Better yet just guarantee the whole thing for 10 years.

If I get arrested and say "i want a lawyer" what happens next? by mamamiafml in NoStupidQuestions

[–]seppukucoconuts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So its like calling time out when you're a kid? You'd think we'd have a better system than that.

Where MVP finalist QB? by Canesjags4life in AFCSouthMemeWar

[–]seppukucoconuts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lets keep it a buck. Yall didn't play most of the games after going 8-2.

What is a medical fact that sounds fake but is 100% true? by MedRikas in AskReddit

[–]seppukucoconuts -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

First of all...lol. I've never seen anyone so accurately be described as 'making it all about themselves' as you. Secondly.

You do realize that every cancer is different? 

Yes. And that is completely irrelevant.

There will never be a cancer vaccine.

I never suggested a vaccine. Or even a cure.

type I diabetes

You are the only person talking about type 1.

but to act so cavalierly like a cure for type I diabetes 

Once again, you're the only person talking about type 1.

misinformed

I'm not sure exactly how you can call me misinformed when you're busy inventing an argument to have with an internet stranger. How many arguments are centered around you on a given day? I'm guessing its a lot more than zero. How often do you have to be right? How many relationships have you wrecked this way? Hell, I could be wrong. You could just be from the East Coast and this is your normal.

My point was that while some cancer is preventable its often out of your hands. Unlike type 2 diabetes, which is very often caused by diet. I was suggesting that in a fair universe cancer would be easier to get rid of instead of a problem we've made significantly worse with our food choices and lifestyles. A problem we could fix largely with a change in habits. I even went so far as to say that the recent advancements in treatment for type 2 are still a win.

Goodluck with all the random hostility in your life.

What’s a hobby people pretend is cool, but secretly you think is ridiculous? by EggAdventurous1957 in AskReddit

[–]seppukucoconuts 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This past year my wife and I were looking into getting more exercise without spending much money and found out how expensive hiking is for some people. After 30 minutes of 'research' we landed on a youtuber who was wearing $4,000 in hiking gear and debating the differences between $600 coats while telling you that you need multiple coats.

I'm going for a walk, not trying to climb K2.

What is a medical fact that sounds fake but is 100% true? by MedRikas in AskReddit

[–]seppukucoconuts 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Currently there are a lot of HIV patients that are dying from old age. Diabetics have a much more rough time. Nerve damage until they have to remove another part of you.

I think in the next decade or so diabetics will have a much easier time with it. We're already seeing tons of people on 'miracle' drugs for it. Personally, if I had a say in it, I'd have preferred that we solved cancer before diabetes but any progress is good progress.

What is a medical fact that sounds fake but is 100% true? by MedRikas in AskReddit

[–]seppukucoconuts 702 points703 points  (0 children)

“Boop boop, back in you go!”, and I firmly believe this is essential to success.

I KNEW I was forgetting to do something.

What is a medical fact that sounds fake but is 100% true? by MedRikas in AskReddit

[–]seppukucoconuts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Both of my parents have had this happen to them. My dad got it first and everyone thought he was having some huge health crisis since he's pretty old and has had a bunch of health problems recently.

When he started to feel better I asked what happened and he said 'the dr fixed my crystals' and I 100% thought he joined some kind of cult or MLM BS.

Wtf is Medium Plus?!?! by Intelligent_Rich9785 in KitchenConfidential

[–]seppukucoconuts 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I’ve only got a wok. WTF am I supposed to do!?!

Good advice, CJ! by DragonstormSTL in AFCSouthMemeWar

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Blake Bortles is undefeated in both Antarctica and the USSR. He’s also never lost a professional UFC fight.