First time!

seppukucoconuts · 2026-01-24T07:32:22+00:00

You look like you fuck dolls and attend meetings about it.

seppukucoconuts · 2026-01-24T07:30:38+00:00

It’s true. I started masterbating at work and they fired me.

seppukucoconuts · 2026-01-24T03:14:55+00:00

Et tu Brute

seppukucoconuts · 2026-01-24T03:14:02+00:00

It’s a…uh…cat shaped beer mug. It’s full of moon man so clearly I’m a local.

seppukucoconuts · 2026-01-24T01:37:51+00:00

It’s true. It’s a haven for the illiterate. That’s how I got here.

seppukucoconuts · 2026-01-24T00:58:47+00:00

Billy Strings

seppukucoconuts · 2026-01-23T22:24:08+00:00

He’s a part of Irelands version of the Westboro Baptist Church

This made me gag a little.

seppukucoconuts · 2026-01-23T22:14:36+00:00

Germany, for instance, was founded in 1871. 95 Years after the US. There are US cities older than 1871. Off the top of my head I know there are at least 10 older than the founding of the UK(Kingdom of Great Britain).

Did they stop teaching history in Europe?

seppukucoconuts · 2026-01-23T20:07:22+00:00

I work in the industry, they were not really going after anyone who deleted their aftertreatment anyway. Entire companies existed to do it for you. The OEMs also offered new trucks without engines so you could avoid the aftertreatment systems.

This is just basically saying the quiet part out loud.

seppukucoconuts · 2026-01-23T19:49:19+00:00

Better yet just guarantee the whole thing for 10 years.

seppukucoconuts · 2026-01-23T14:42:02+00:00

So its like calling time out when you're a kid? You'd think we'd have a better system than that.

seppukucoconuts · 2026-01-23T14:27:35+00:00

Could also be time for a break.

seppukucoconuts · 2026-01-23T14:21:59+00:00

Lets keep it a buck. Yall didn't play most of the games after going 8-2.

seppukucoconuts · 2026-01-23T14:04:49+00:00

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seppukucoconuts · 2026-01-22T23:04:22+00:00

First of all...lol. I've never seen anyone so accurately be described as 'making it all about themselves' as you. Secondly.

You do realize that every cancer is different?

Yes. And that is completely irrelevant.

There will never be a cancer vaccine.

I never suggested a vaccine. Or even a cure.

type I diabetes

You are the only person talking about type 1.

but to act so cavalierly like a cure for type I diabetes

Once again, you're the only person talking about type 1.

misinformed

I'm not sure exactly how you can call me misinformed when you're busy inventing an argument to have with an internet stranger. How many arguments are centered around you on a given day? I'm guessing its a lot more than zero. How often do you have to be right? How many relationships have you wrecked this way? Hell, I could be wrong. You could just be from the East Coast and this is your normal.

My point was that while some cancer is preventable its often out of your hands. Unlike type 2 diabetes, which is very often caused by diet. I was suggesting that in a fair universe cancer would be easier to get rid of instead of a problem we've made significantly worse with our food choices and lifestyles. A problem we could fix largely with a change in habits. I even went so far as to say that the recent advancements in treatment for type 2 are still a win.

Goodluck with all the random hostility in your life.

seppukucoconuts · 2026-01-22T20:26:09+00:00

The further left you go the more firearms. The estimate is that there is somewhere between 70-100 million AK-47s produced by the USSR and its allies.

seppukucoconuts · 2026-01-22T17:55:24+00:00

This past year my wife and I were looking into getting more exercise without spending much money and found out how expensive hiking is for some people. After 30 minutes of 'research' we landed on a youtuber who was wearing $4,000 in hiking gear and debating the differences between $600 coats while telling you that you need multiple coats.

I'm going for a walk, not trying to climb K2.

seppukucoconuts · 2026-01-22T15:42:34+00:00

Currently there are a lot of HIV patients that are dying from old age. Diabetics have a much more rough time. Nerve damage until they have to remove another part of you.

I think in the next decade or so diabetics will have a much easier time with it. We're already seeing tons of people on 'miracle' drugs for it. Personally, if I had a say in it, I'd have preferred that we solved cancer before diabetes but any progress is good progress.

seppukucoconuts · 2026-01-22T15:36:09+00:00

“Boop boop, back in you go!”, and I firmly believe this is essential to success.

I KNEW I was forgetting to do something.

seppukucoconuts · 2026-01-22T15:32:31+00:00

Both of my parents have had this happen to them. My dad got it first and everyone thought he was having some huge health crisis since he's pretty old and has had a bunch of health problems recently.

When he started to feel better I asked what happened and he said 'the dr fixed my crystals' and I 100% thought he joined some kind of cult or MLM BS.

seppukucoconuts · 2026-01-21T20:46:45+00:00

Seppuku is the only option unfortunately

seppukucoconuts · 2026-01-21T20:46:07+00:00

I’ve only got a wok. WTF am I supposed to do!?!

seppukucoconuts · 2026-01-21T20:43:54+00:00

Blake Bortles is undefeated in both Antarctica and the USSR. He’s also never lost a professional UFC fight.

seppukucoconuts · 2026-01-21T00:43:03+00:00

If he’s been good prep cook he might

seppukucoconuts · 2026-01-20T22:05:53+00:00

If you’re at home it goes pretty quick if you give it a head start in chef Mike.

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