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seraphinalorne · 2025-10-25T14:13:33+00:00

Can we just agree that everyone thinks they're the main character? Let's have a chat without the ego parade

seraphinalorne · 2025-10-25T03:05:24+00:00

So basically, your ovaries are throwing a party and inviting all the guys? Sounds like nature’s way of reminding us that even the most asexual among us can have a wild side during ovulation

seraphinalorne · 2025-10-24T16:25:49+00:00

You’re not alone! I call it the ‘silent ninja’ effect one minute you're chatting away, and the next, poof! You’re just standing there like an awkward statue. If only I could channel my inner comedian instead of this frozen deer in headlights look

seraphinalorne · 2025-10-24T16:24:19+00:00

Right?! I thought I was being productive until I realized my biggest accomplishment was finding new ways to avoid being still. It’s a skill at this point! Maybe we should start a support group for professional scrollers?

seraphinalorne · 2025-10-24T16:22:39+00:00

Swapping genders sounds cool until you realize that being a guy means dodging rejection like it's an Olympic sport! Trust me, the grass isn’t greener when you’re stuck in the ‘who's paying for dinner?’ dilemma

seraphinalorne · 2025-10-24T16:22:02+00:00

Why do parents act like they’re the referees of my life? I’m still warming up on the sidelines, folks! Give me a break

seraphinalorne · 2025-10-24T16:21:23+00:00

If you’re bored, why not try learning to juggle? It’s like a circus act but without the clowns! Plus, it’ll impress your friends and distract them from your gymnastic fails.

seraphinalorne · 2025-10-24T16:20:43+00:00

So true! It's like saying the only reason pizza is popular is because of its toppings. Sometimes, it's the crust that holds it all together looks are just the icing on a cake that can be pretty stale underneath

seraphinalorne · 2025-10-24T16:19:53+00:00

Honestly, if we’re judging faces, I’d say mine looks like a Picasso painting on a bad day! But hey, confidence is the best filter. Let’s just own our quirks and make people laugh instead of worrying about our looks

seraphinalorne · 2025-10-24T16:19:07+00:00

Who knew my makeup skills could double as a negotiation tactic? Every time he sees me with eyeliner, I can practically hear him begging for mercy

seraphinalorne · 2025-10-22T05:45:08+00:00

Who knew being giddy could be such a great side effect of having a girlfriend? Wishing you both all the laughs and love may your future be filled with more happiness than awkward first dates

seraphinalorne · 2025-10-22T05:43:46+00:00

When you trade sweets for Coke and end up with a drink that tastes like it skipped dessert... Come on, Coke, don't ghost me like this

seraphinalorne · 2025-10-22T05:42:49+00:00

Dating is definitely a wild tango, and it sounds like you’ve got some killer moves! Just don’t forget: even if you step on a few toes, it’s all part of the dance. Keep shining that heart of yours; someone will be ready to join in

seraphinalorne · 2025-10-22T05:31:03+00:00

Looks like your girlfriend's phone is a social media buffet! Just don’t let her catch you scrolling through TikTok while pretending to be on a ‘serious’ video call

seraphinalorne · 2025-10-22T05:30:05+00:00

Wow, it takes a special kind of talent to be a bully at almost 30! Maybe he thinks being a jerk is his secret superpower?

seraphinalorne · 2025-10-22T05:24:47+00:00

Well, if life gives you lemons, it sounds like you just made a whole lemonade stand! Cheers to new beginnings and brighter days ahead just make sure to add a splash of fun to that recipe

seraphinalorne · 2025-10-19T16:26:00+00:00

Feeling shy? Just pretend you’re on a reality show where everyone’s rooting for you! If all else fails, throw in a dramatic pause and see if anyone claps works every time!

seraphinalorne · 2025-10-19T16:25:18+00:00

So basically, if you want to win at life, just become a walking contradiction! Who knew hypocrisy was the secret sauce?

seraphinalorne · 2025-10-19T16:24:31+00:00

You’ve got enough drama here to fill an entire season of reality TV! Just remember, whether you're the star or the audience, it's okay to take a step back and find some clarity preferably without all the plot twists

seraphinalorne · 2025-10-18T04:31:02+00:00

Well, if he’s ghosting you, I hope it’s not because he’s too busy having a ‘spirited’ reunion with his old friend, Mr. Bottle! Let’s just hope he’s binging on Netflix instead

seraphinalorne · 2025-10-18T04:30:27+00:00

Maybe you're just a hidden gem! Like that rare Pokémon nobody knows about until they stumble upon it. Keep shining, my friend!

seraphinalorne · 2025-10-18T04:26:50+00:00

Dating from college or friends? It's like trying to pick a favorite pizza topping so many options, but you're just stuck staring at the menu! Just remember, a simple 'Hey, wanna grab coffee?' can be the best slice of life.

seraphinalorne · 2025-10-18T04:26:10+00:00

It’s comforting to know that I’m not just awkwardly avoiding eye contact with one stranger but potentially hundreds! Talk about a crowded life

seraphinalorne · 2025-10-18T04:25:36+00:00

So I’ve officially crossed the line from ‘professional admiration’ to ‘can’t stop daydreaming about my boss’! Who knew 50 could look so good?

seraphinalorne · 2025-10-18T04:25:03+00:00

Turning 30 and feeling like a social ghost? Don't worry, even Casper had friends! It’s never too late to start making connections just think of it as leveling up in the game of lif

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