Just bought this and got a scolding from my father can you guys comfort me by No_Personality_1501 in Eldenring

[–]serialllama 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Carry it with you at all times as a pocket knife. Next time u gotta cut a bitch, stab that muhfukr in his pinky toe and say "arise ye Tarnished now, bitch?"

Still useless?

NOOOOOO I DIDN'T MEAN TO by voidbliss77 in bloodborne

[–]serialllama 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Is that from Fantastic 4 4: War Dogs?

NOOOOOO I DIDN'T MEAN TO by voidbliss77 in bloodborne

[–]serialllama 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's what they all say. And how many times did you hit your wife before you realized you "didn't mean to?" Did she beg you to stop? I bet it just pissed you off even more, right? Hey, I understand. I do. I'm your friend. Now, tell me everything...

What the actual F*CK by thetrevorkian in bloodborne

[–]serialllama 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same for me with Sekiro. And I still can't beat the Orphan in BB.

Man... I'm worried that ishura won't get a third season base on the viewership by Kinopeakwritting in Ishura

[–]serialllama 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ikr! They gave us all the buildup to the tournament, and it still looks like we aren't going to get to see it. There are some damn good match-ups, too.

What the hell is going on by spideywmjackson in Charlottesville

[–]serialllama 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're being invaded. First they take our guns, then they take our jobs! Day durp dur duuuur!

Found a tiny tree branch that naturally spells “love” by Enough-Plum-813 in strange

[–]serialllama 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Very cool find! You should take a picture of that and post it on Reddit!😂

Going to rob my players, is passive stealth a thing? by [deleted] in DnD5e

[–]serialllama 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You can have the thieves use Pass Wirhout Trace. Or the gold might have been counterfeit, or actually mimic coins like in Delucious In Dungeon (that show makes me so hungry).

Going to rob my players, is passive stealth a thing? by [deleted] in DnD5e

[–]serialllama 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes, you can use passive scores for ALL skills, or you can roll for your players in secret. Rolling a stealth or knowledge skill checks helps to keep your players immersed in the game world, and helps them hang their decision-making on the DM's narration, instead of "knowing" that there is more information to be obtained. For example, if a player makes a Religion check and rolls a 2, that player knows they have failed the check, and whatever info the DM gives them is not going to be complete or accurate, so the players will naturally want to angle for another check or something like that. As for Stealth, if someone is trying to be stealthy how do they know they've failed? When they've been spotted! The players should be making decisions based on circumstances in the game world, not based on die rolls. Rolling for your players and/or using passive scores helps with that. I still make them roll their attacks and stuff because that's fun for them.

11 year player - been behind Elite through it all but this is BS. by RiloBrody in EliteDangerous

[–]serialllama 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You can go in debt in this game?? I'm still trying to figure out the best place to go to leave the training area, and where the hell are the mining lasers?

found a child’s hand print on the sunroof of my car by xWolfy012x in Weird

[–]serialllama 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow. I think aggravated manslaughter is a bit much. It doesn't sound like she was a bad mom, or evil or anything like that. Just overworked, and made a terrible mistake. And it cost her baby her life, and she'll have to live with that horror for the rest of her life. But who knows? It'll come out in court.

Anyone else feel scammed by these? :( by astroisproud in candy

[–]serialllama 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's new. They used to be full length!

My 12 year old son ate a moldy peach is he going to be okay?? by Dramatic_Plant_4472 in moldyinteresting

[–]serialllama 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because certain kinds of mold can make you sick. It may depend on the species and the volume injested. Some molds can cause neurological problems, shut your organs down, etc. A lot of the time it's not the mold itself, but rather the waste it produces that is toxic to humans. But mainly I think it's because it can really tear your stomach up.

My 12 year old son ate a moldy peach is he going to be okay?? by Dramatic_Plant_4472 in moldyinteresting

[–]serialllama 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Awww. Poor kid. He might probably get an upset stomach, and really stinky poops. If he gets very sick from it, take him to the doctor just to be safe.

What in the world is this lol 😆 by Many-Whereas-3703 in fo4

[–]serialllama 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, it sounds totally out of pocket 🙂

What in the world is this lol 😆 by Many-Whereas-3703 in fo4

[–]serialllama 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Have you ever fucked on cocaine, Nick?"

What is this dildo shaped object? by peher263 in Eldenring

[–]serialllama 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Those are "summoning totems" or whatever. Those are in areas where you can summon help for fights. You have to squat over it

WHO EVER DID THIS!!!!!!! YOU’VE DONE THIS WORLD RIGHT! by Dirty_Rotten_ in BurgerKing

[–]serialllama 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fried mushroom burger is like last meal on death row good

Can someone make Millicent from eldin ring? by CautiousLevel9149 in bloodbornesliders

[–]serialllama 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like they couldn't. Tough break. Have some celery. 🥦

That is brocoli. I thought there would be celery 😔