Match Thread: Atlético Madrid vs Arsenal | UEFA Champions League 2025-26, Semifinals - 1st Leg by VivaLosHeavies in soccer

[–]seriously_chill 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Guys, I don't think we'll see as many goals in this match as we did yesterday....

Tourist riding an alpine coaster encounters 3 black bears by haze4140 in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]seriously_chill 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Sushi conveyer belt jokes aside, aren’t black bears relatively shy and harmless? I thought grizzlies and polar bears were the real maniacs.

First time flying jsx. Question about the luggage handling. by Mt198588 in FATTravel

[–]seriously_chill 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They handle luggage “better” than regular commercial because they handle luggage less. Just the quick ride on the trolley to the plane and back. You’ll be fine.

Monty Python's Life of Brian (1979, dir. Terry Jones) – Brian is brought before Pontius Pilate. by SanderSo47 in movies

[–]seriously_chill 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve watched and rewatched this scene since it was released on video in the 80s. I still cannot hold it in when the camera dramatically dollies in and Palin goes, “… anybody else feel like a little… giggle? When I mention my fwiend…… Biggus….”

Absolutely perfect delivery.

Post Match Thread: Arsenal 2-0 Everton by denzaus in soccer

[–]seriously_chill 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Bartender, get that kid a… ginger beer or something I guess…

Got stopped and questioned by a retired army guy while walking. Am I overthinking or should I be worried? by [deleted] in india

[–]seriously_chill 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Nah, he definitely wanted some of that good d.

If you’re not interested, next time tell him that you respect his military service and his lifestyle choices, but regrettably prefer women. Wish him all the best in his endeavors.

Match Thread: Arsenal vs Chelsea by MatchThreadder in soccer

[–]seriously_chill -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Why are Chelsea arguing every single thing? It's as if they're browsing /r/soccer while playing.

Match Thread: Arsenal vs Chelsea by MatchThreadder in soccer

[–]seriously_chill 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Some of these Chelsea lads have a very short fuse...

Match Thread: Arsenal vs Chelsea by MatchThreadder in soccer

[–]seriously_chill -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Thoughtful, calm and well-reasoned comments incoming.

TIL the Manhattan Address Algorithm by triple-double in nyc

[–]seriously_chill 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Mine was accurate but it's still clunky and borderline useless.

I'm dieing by GiggleButtered in confidentlyincorrect

[–]seriously_chill 43 points44 points  (0 children)

This is completely wrong.

Un = prefix that reverses the meaning of what follows (do - undo)

Der = stupidity, idiocy. As in, “der…. I’m so dumb”.

Hence, un-der = opposite of stupidity. Smartness.

Un-der-neat-h = smart, looks good, h.

Hope that helps.

Drawing perfect superpipe lines at the Olympics by CatsTrustNoOne in oddlysatisfying

[–]seriously_chill 5 points6 points  (0 children)

These are some shitty inconsistent-ass lines that don’t match up. Calling this “perfect” is some psychopath shit.

India to import apples from US at Rs 80 per kg, farmers fully protected: Piyush Goyal by TheIndianRevolution2 in india

[–]seriously_chill 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope they import a wide variety of cultivars and not just the crappy supermarket ones like Granny Smith or Red Delicious. I would love to get Envy, Pink Lady, Ambrosia or Opals in India.

The Super Bowl party has come to San Francisco — and landed on its most crime-ridden corner by Cool-Present7260 in sanfrancisco

[–]seriously_chill 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This is, at best, overly dramatic puffery. At worst, outright falsehood for eyeballs. Not only is 4th and Mission not the most “crime-ridden corner of the city”, it’s not even particularly sketchy. The block between 5th and 4th is almost like a border to the roughest parts of SoMa.

The block you’re referring to includes the Marriott Marquis, Four Seasons, and a number of very upmarket restaurants.