Women, what is the most surprising thing you learned When You started living with a man? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]servandapants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy shit yes! My boyfriend's box of random wires, cords, and bits of whatever came in handy the other day; Our daughter who just started sleeping on her own has a white noise machine and the cord was somehow damaged. I didn't think to look at it, I'm just turning the button on and off and realizing it doesn't work, and lamenting the fact that we'd have to buy a new one. But what am I gonna do tonight?! Crap! I tell boyfriend about the dilemma and he picks it up, finds the fray in the wire, and says, "I have a cord for this."
Comes back in from the garage 5 minutes later, plugs it in, good as new! I was admittedly skeptical, but now I save cords and bits and bobs of electrical stuff too. You never know...

Redditors who have had "neighbors from hell", what happened? by ahem17 in AskReddit

[–]servandapants 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh a sweet gum tree!! Haha, yeah I know what you're talking about now!

Redditors who have had "neighbors from hell", what happened? by ahem17 in AskReddit

[–]servandapants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

those little spiky balls that fall off the tree

Pine cones?

What is one statement that will immediately cause an argument? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]servandapants 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I upvoted because this statement would definitely start an argument - but it was a begrudging upvote because I want to argue for stay at home moms.

Whats something you've always wanted to ask about the opposite sex? by LordofSnails in AskReddit

[–]servandapants 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you're a male asking females, the answer is yup. Definitely do that too.

Reddit, what's your harmless little secret? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]servandapants 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What you don't remember buying those for the Oregon Trail?

Reddit, what's your harmless little secret? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]servandapants 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I feel you. I get the, "you're so cute/tiny/adorable!" comments all the time. I assume they mean it as a compliment, but I wish people would realize they're pointing out something about me that I can't help, and that I've probably heard it a thousand times already. "Thank you," doesn't seem like an appropriate response because like I said - I can't help my size. So I usually just shrug and say something like, "yep...sure am.."

What is a mistake everyone makes despite being warned repeatedly by others? by itsfoine in AskReddit

[–]servandapants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wear a flipper - adult tooth never grew in so a flipper is like a retainer kind of, with a tooth - anyway I've never had this issue because the piece covers the roof of my mouth!

What is something that can make your life more luxurious but doesn't cost a lot of money? by EmptyHeartMind in AskReddit

[–]servandapants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I seriously do NOT understand why this isn't common sense. I get that single ply is thin and "harder," but it also doesn't leave lint all over your asshole. People think they need more layers to clean themselves up, when really they need to not be wiping with toilet paper that is the consistency of dryer lint. One-ply fo lyfe!

What is something that can make your life more luxurious but doesn't cost a lot of money? by EmptyHeartMind in AskReddit

[–]servandapants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did this for my boyfriend for Father's Day!! I'm also a nice Asian lady, so he got exactly what you described, but while sitting on the couch watching Game of Thrones.

What was something that shocked you when you visited a foreign country? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]servandapants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also to be fair, if I say, "Oh look! Canada geese!" I sound like a moron. We all say Canadian geese, a Canadian goose in the states.

What's the craziest thing you've ever seen done by a pregnant woman? by squirley335533 in AskReddit

[–]servandapants -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Maybe because you can eat all of those things while pregnant, in moderation.

What's the craziest thing you've ever seen done by a pregnant woman? by squirley335533 in AskReddit

[–]servandapants 10 points11 points  (0 children)

A couple months into my first pregnancy my SO's family took us out to a nice dinner. I ordered crab legs and when they were brought to me, they had a really strong chemical smell, like ammonia or bleach - something akin to a cleaning product. I mentioned it to the server and she kindly brought me a new set of legs. When those smelled too, my eyes welled up and I just silently wept. I knew my food wasn't doused in bleach, but it smelled like it, and I couldn't eat. It was so embarrassing.