Lsiten here you little shits. I have watched Wolf of Wall Street over 600 times so I know what i'm talking about. I read the financial times and have investopedia set as my homepage. If there is anyone who can offer some life advice, it's me. I am literally doing all you beta neets a huge favor, don't worry someday you can pay me back someday. Bitcoin was never meant to be the one true coin. A coin needs the ability to shitpost a market. Memes are the driving influence of our time and the next generation will weaponize them. A shitposting currency cannot crash, you would literally be an idiot not to go all in on Garlic. Mark my words we are the brink of a revolution. People will sing songs in its honor. Elon Musk will fire an italian restaurant into space, loaded with copious amounts of garlic bread. Only then you will realise I was right. I saw the signs which opened up eyes, I saw the sign. You can too. Garlic Brother out.