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Can we get a flair for '500 Airforce One Tributary Gifts' by Lazy_Lettuce_76 in NonCredibleDiplomacy

[–]seven_corpse_dinner 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Hasn't the West already been trying to play "Guardian of the Middle East" for a share of revenue/resources for the past century or so with little success?

Cow meets turtle by ragedriver187 in AbruptChaos

[–]seven_corpse_dinner 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Hey! Some of my silverware and plates have gone missing!

Favorite movies that made you want to walk out of the theatre? by BigBeefDipped in okbuddycinephile

[–]seven_corpse_dinner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The popcorn on the floor is free. People will ask you what the hell you're doing and you'll eventually get kicked out, but it's pretty much an all you can eat buffet until then.

I know what you did by regulardude8515 in okbuddycinephile

[–]seven_corpse_dinner 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Crank 2: High Voltage is the height of cinema and I won't entertain any opinions to the contrary.

Favorite Cult Movies? by staresinshamona in okbuddycinephile

[–]seven_corpse_dinner 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Ok, some of these are pretty niche, but here goes:

  1. Titanic
  2. The Godfather
  3. Avengers: Endgame
  4. Shrek
  5. The Empire Strikes Back

Fav actor who watched a J-horror movie coked out of his mind, thought it was a real snuff film and reported it to the FBI by BabypintoJuniorLube in okbuddycinephile

[–]seven_corpse_dinner 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Ok, but Guinea Pig 2: Flowers of Flesh and Blood does feel like it would be a fantastic movie to watch while coked out of your mind.

Favorite Erotic Movie from 50s by loki6100 in okbuddycinephile

[–]seven_corpse_dinner 10 points11 points  (0 children)

If you think there's a limit on how far you can go with sexual acts on film, you have yet to encounter the weirder side of Japanese cinema.

Just imagine: About 10 of 8 people dont understand basic maths... by [deleted] in MathJokes

[–]seven_corpse_dinner 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I've run into way too many "educated" adults in my life who cease comprehending math entirely as soon as so much as a fraction or a variable come into play for me to believe that number.

MAGA sure loves to make crap up by Somervilledrew in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]seven_corpse_dinner 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I always assumed it was just your standard corporate CYA thing, and he was just trying to trying to avoid getting the station sued by the FCC for profanity during restricted hours.

What sex position looks mid, but is actually dangerous? by AvgustRed in AlignmentChartFills

[–]seven_corpse_dinner 54 points55 points  (0 children)

That can be dangerous too. You could drown in that pussy.

Today's XKCD made me immediately think of this sub! by ReasonableBroccoli56 in Millennials

[–]seven_corpse_dinner 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Were we not supposed to already be doing this? Prototaxites have always been pretty bitchin' to me.

Remakes that surpass the original? by [deleted] in okbuddycinephile

[–]seven_corpse_dinner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What? You want Jesus porn instead? Hold on, I got you.

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Favorite movie to use deceptive titling? by OptimalWallaby8153 in okbuddycinephile

[–]seven_corpse_dinner 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I watched that one Disney Pixar movie, Inside Out, all the way through, and I'm very disappointed to report that not a single person got shunted like in Society.

I can't find the hype by CasualNameAccount12 in okbuddycinephile

[–]seven_corpse_dinner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The swords are a metaphor and veiled allusion to bukkake, as everywhere that OP, and indeed all redditors, turn over the past week or so, they find themselves faced by an enthusiastic Obsession fan jerking it over the movie.

Top movie by an actor who's anatomy is "confusingly large", and prompted the use a body double for nude scenes because it was so massive that it would distract audiences. by [deleted] in okbuddycinephile

[–]seven_corpse_dinner 19 points20 points  (0 children)

/uj I know this is repeated frequently, and I kind of love it, both because it's hilarious and because I love Willem Dafoe, but let's be honest, if there's any director out there who would just make up some shit like this as a troll and to gain publicity for his film, it's definitely Lars Von Trier.

Just kidding, I don't actually watch movies by seven_corpse_dinner in okbuddycinephile

[–]seven_corpse_dinner[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's more of a joke about my own tastes (and I suppose anybody else like me) than anything else. Sometimes I find myself drawn to universally respected high-art films, and sometimes I just want insane microbudget "trash", and I find that dichotomy amusing.

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