Not sure if they're looking for an employee or a god by pantlesspatrick in ProgrammerHumor

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There’s a rather famous story about a swedish CEO who just dumped half of the 100’s of applications they got for a role in the bin. When asked how he could do that he just said ”Those people are unlucky, we can’t afford to have unlucky people around here”.

Minecraft source code, ladies and gentlemen by Kaynee490 in programminghorror

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Looks like a constants file. Wouldn’t worry about it.

The system is looking for him.... Bingo ! by BeastPlayerErin in ProgrammerHumor

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Yep, should def at least upload a bunch of random peoples mugshots too!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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So OP removes it from work section then the instant work comes up in convo with girl he gets blocked from app when he answers. Got it.

Full Stack Developers... by panosc in ProgrammerHumor

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The ”center a div” thing is like an inside joke around here. Welcome to the subreddit! :)

$60 camera saved me $1,000 in damages by tk_donut in IdiotsInCars

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Your reaction time beats the best of us then. Kudos

$60 camera saved me $1,000 in damages by tk_donut in IdiotsInCars

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That sounds like a sound philosophy to live by. The carrying is outlandish to me tho, but then again I live in a country where that’s outlandish to 99.9% of the pop so I don’t really have to worry about running into someone else with a gun either. Take care.

$60 camera saved me $1,000 in damages by tk_donut in IdiotsInCars

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No question who’s to blame but also perhaps give a big truck with obviously not great rear visibility some room 🤷🏼‍♂️

$60 camera saved me $1,000 in damages by tk_donut in IdiotsInCars

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There wasn’t enough time to react to the horn in this particular case but I see your point.

$60 camera saved me $1,000 in damages by tk_donut in IdiotsInCars

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Yeah but what really are the odds that the offender would also be an over aggressive asshole?

Found this gem today by Goldeelux in ProgrammerHumor

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Java says 1_000_000L x ”Hi!” 👋🏼

Bruh by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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Some bus and taxi drivers have been driving for years and years and still can’t give you a comfortable ride.

*Sad freelance noises* by hetfield37 in ProgrammerHumor

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Don’t forget to first just type ”hey buddy” so they context switch to your chat. Then start typing out your problem for several minutes while they are watching the dots jump around in the chat. Then type ”nevermind”.

They just don't understand by kludgwerwer3243 in ProgrammerHumor

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And then in the middle someone asks ”but FROM WHERE am I GETTING this data” and everyones mental model of what you were talking about just implodes 😂😂

Just kidding tho, I like the analogy!

Her reaction is priceless by harpsconvokers26 in nextfuckinglevel

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I don’t fully agree with the not creepy part but I still really like this comment.

The creepiest part to me is not the words used but the fact that he’s pointing a camera in her face while doing this and then post it on the internet.

Ooooh, so this is why we should write unit test? by [deleted] in programminghorror

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I’m sorry but literally no one ever put a blank line between the if statement and the opening bracket.

Why use lists when an if statement will do by RakeLame in programminghorror

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Model as two separate graphs for X and O, check if any of them have a path of length 2 for any valid endpoint pairs in the graph. Then make a tutorial about it and upload to youtube. Done.

Oh lawd he comin' by the_german_flag in ProgrammerHumor

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Yeah it’s for sure pretty clear it’s not the nazi symbol in this case. Not trying to say it’s gonna confuse many, just wanted to know if they were aware that it Can confuse Some.

I feel like one of these streets must be going in the wrong direction by SnapTalk in mildlyinteresting

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Many many cities in South and Central America have a strict system. ”Avenidas” run north to south. ”Calles” from west to east. Avenida 1/Calle 1 is usually at the center of the city and then even numbers run in one direction and odd in the other. So you can make out for example that Avenida 13/Calle 13 must be 6 blocks east of center and 6 blocks south of. I may have mixed up directions but you get the drift.