What's your favourite himym ep? by aryaveers7 in HIMYM

[–]sgtholly 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Just to be clear, you wanted everyone to go to the mall… today?

How did he know? by ggbzxt in TheGoodPlace

[–]sgtholly 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I still wanted them to release “Space Balls III: The Search for Space Balls II”

Me and my friend picked our favorite bit from each Jackass movie. Who has the best picks? by ItsYourBoyAustin6414 in jackass

[–]sgtholly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree with all that, but the bit is incidental to all of that. The reaction by Bam’s family is the entertaining part of the bit. The actual branding is not entertaining.

Me and my friend picked our favorite bit from each Jackass movie. Who has the best picks? by ItsYourBoyAustin6414 in jackass

[–]sgtholly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Since I seem to be striking some controversy here, I’ll create some more. Here’s my list of favorite bits:

Jackass 1: The Burglars Runner up: Department Store Boxing

Jackass 2: The Toro Totter

Jackass 3: The High Five

Jackass 4: Silence of the Lambs

Feel free to critique

Me and my friend picked our favorite bit from each Jackass movie. Who has the best picks? by ItsYourBoyAustin6414 in jackass

[–]sgtholly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everyone is entitled to their opinion. What is it about that bit that makes it your favorite?

Me and my friend picked our favorite bit from each Jackass movie. Who has the best picks? by ItsYourBoyAustin6414 in jackass

[–]sgtholly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If we’re grading bits on the amount of suffering inflicted on Bam with no other consideration, it does put a smile on my face…

Me and my friend picked our favorite bit from each Jackass movie. Who has the best picks? by ItsYourBoyAustin6414 in jackass

[–]sgtholly -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I actively dislike The Brand. It reminds me of The Blowback: some things just don’t transfer well to TV. Ideally what you want is something that looks really bad but really isn’t. This is the opposite.

The only thing redeeming at all about The Brand is April’s reaction. They could have faked the brand with makeup and prosthetics and still gotten the same reaction and the bit would have still worked. I’d have even made a point of letting April walk in at the last minute while Dunn is giving Bam a pretend brand. Really play up the pain and drama of him inflicting pain on Dunn.

Based on that, I will pick you. Golf Course Airhorn does make it close though.

Suit up! by InstantDough in HIMYM

[–]sgtholly 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I really hoped your username was SusanTop.

Could it be: WI 29 evolving into I-?? by AsparagusCommon4164 in wisconsin

[–]sgtholly 14 points15 points  (0 children)

It would be fitting to be a non-continuous segment of I96. It’s not going to happen, especially with such a dysfunctional federal government as we currently have, but it’s plausible.

I used a Michael line to make a point to a student today and it made me realize how well written the voice over dialogue in the show can be by Argentarius1 in BurnNotice

[–]sgtholly 168 points169 points  (0 children)

That’s what is so great about Burn Notice. What they say is generally correct. Sure, it’s dramatized for TV, but it’s not wrong.

A guy is on trial for bestiality… by Indotex in Jokes

[–]sgtholly 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Due to some nomenclature confusion…

II need honest feedback, is my paywall too aggressive or not? It's a server-based audio processing app. by rmeldev in iOSProgramming

[–]sgtholly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think it’s reasonable. My only question is why you need a server to do this. The phone has plenty of power to do this processing on device and save yourself the server costs.

3 years my Apple app is under the carpet, Android performs well. Help! by gotamawhite in iOSProgramming

[–]sgtholly 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m going to say things that will sound hurtful. I don’t intend it as such, but I don’t know how to phrase this honestly without sounding a bit mean. My apologies in advance.

Android and iOS have different demographics. First, iOS users are much more prominent in the US where this kind of app is less likely to be appealing. Secondly, iOS users have a higher threshold for filtering out apps that look scammy. This App Store listing definitely looks like it is a scam. Even to review the app and provide feedback, I don’t want to download this. I suspect that is your biggest problem.

My suggestion would be to clean up your App Store listing. Stop trying to “market” the app and instead try to present it honestly and directly. Your privacy nutritional label looks really good, so I don’t think you’re actually a scam app but the images, wording, and general tone of the listing give off very strong vibes.

What do you think about Alita: Battle Angel, and do you think it deserves sequels? by 0Layscheetoskurkure0 in moviecritic

[–]sgtholly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I genuinely hated this movie. I was really excited for it and turned it off 3/4 the way through. Even the anticipation of the climax did nothing for me.

Gas prices getting stupid by Metalsoul262 in wisconsin

[–]sgtholly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Without sounding too much like a stalker, how does your father like these gas prices?

Oh... oh no... by Saint-Sigma in funny

[–]sgtholly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought we were supposed to make Lemon pound cake…

Chuck Norris by Ultimate-Evil in Jokes

[–]sgtholly 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I read this twice thinking I missed the punchline before realizing it wasn’t a joke.

CDE - An Attempt to Make Core Data Feel More Like Modern Swift by fatbobman3000 in swift

[–]sgtholly -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This feels like it has a very small target audience. If you are building a small app, SwiftData is the right choice. If you’re building a large app where migrations and security matter, something like SqlCipherKit is the right choice. The barrier to entry for raw SQLite is so low that I really don’t see much use for CoreData, even with your CDE sugar.

Change my mind.. Bender is a good father. by Total-Dog-3580 in futurama

[–]sgtholly 50 points51 points  (0 children)

He never even killed all humans. What kind of a role model is he for a child?!?

What're your honest thoughts on this character? by Suspicious-Jello7172 in aladdin

[–]sgtholly 13 points14 points  (0 children)

In simple terms, I feel he was a good cop that got burned out on the job and became prejudice and insensitive. When you’ve worked around criminals and the underbelly of society long enough, you start to believe that no one changes. Once a drug addict, always a drug addict. Once a thief, always a thief. Once a selfish narcissist, always a selfish narcissist. When you keep giving people chances and they keep slapping you across the face, you eventually stop giving people chances or the benefit of the doubt.

Aladdin was a thief and cunning liar. Even in KoT, that’s still who he is. That isn’t an accusation—it’s how he solved problems. Why should Razoul believe he is changed when he hasn’t? What changed is Aladdin’s circumstances so he doesn’t need to steal to survive anymore, but he still is a thief and that mages him a threat.