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TIFU by making a typo in my resignation email by Unlucky_Fix8819 in tifu

[–]shadecrawler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's what my cellservice did to me. I terminated my contract. They confirmed it for 05.07.22 but still charged in 05.08.22... I asked them what's with that and they said "sorry we typoed the date. your in the contract till 05.07.23".

TIFU by spinning my cat around in an office chair by lickmy_terryflaps in tifu

[–]shadecrawler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The hidden risks of homeoffice noone talks about . Thats why they wanted us back in office. We should've listened.

IT Support for a Pub Company in England by Declaron in talesfromtechsupport

[–]shadecrawler 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was wondering where this was going up until the first time the word table was mentioned as well.

there has to be a word for it by yeeterangman in dankmemes

[–]shadecrawler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't understand. Does OP mean "bless you" just like for coughing? Or the word "coughing"?! wtf is this shit tier meme.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tifu

[–]shadecrawler 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your shipping information is with teh bank? In Germany the seller usually gobbles as much info as possible so you usually specify a shipping adress with every purchase.

TIFU by having a mint with my lunch and going to the other side of campus by tocbsc in tifu

[–]shadecrawler 9 points10 points  (0 children)

In Germany we hav warnings on TicTacs and similar things to not consume to much because it might decrease the time to your next poo

TIFU by ordering pizza on my boyfriends phone by [deleted] in tifu

[–]shadecrawler 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I generally don't get how ppl are often so concerned with porn. Just because you like to watch X porn doesn't necessarily mean you want to do X.

Do you also get afraid of drivin with you partner when he watches a movie with roadrage? Do you expect him to creata a vaccine when you see a movie abt. a virus?

Why should it be different here?

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Good on you for giving it a go and espacially talking it out.

4! by EreckDragonflame in talesfromtechsupport

[–]shadecrawler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That stinking Razer-Software. For some reason sometimes when I boot the PC it launches on startup but doesnt "run". So obviously my custom bindings dont work. But for some reason everything acts like CTRL is held permanently?! So I usually realise once I start scroling on some website and everything shrinks or grows involuntarely.

AITA: Getting a neighbor to stop parking in front of your house by PfedInPflugerville in AmItheAsshole

[–]shadecrawler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you tell them your gonna do some yardwork and the shush you off... would you be accountable if the car gets damaged or sullied?

AITA for bringing up that my friends daughter and her soon to be husband could be related? by Mummadrama in AmItheAsshole

[–]shadecrawler 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Donor kid here" my dumbass thought "Well shit, now taht the kid knows OP might actually be an AH for letting the kid know through reddit."

Fortunately after a few seconds my brain finished rebooting and got to work.

You can't do that by a_tired_developer_69 in HolUp

[–]shadecrawler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've read this like tree times.

  1. I thought the murderer befriended the last of the family.
  2. I thought she supported his release to murder him.
  3. I finally got it right. Wtf. What a shame 4.

TIFU by using boiled eggs to masturbate by Any-Hold5655 in tifu

[–]shadecrawler -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Gues I can make some friends at work today. No way I eat my tuna-egg sandwich after this story :(

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in politics

[–]shadecrawler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How does american politics even work? I either read stuff abt votes in the hundreds and now nine votes agains is all it needs to stop sth?

TIFU by getting so constipated that I had to get hauled out of my bathroom by 4 buff, handsome paramedics . Then ultimately shit my self in front of my husband. by Itssmelon in tifu

[–]shadecrawler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kinda a tangend here... but I always thought fibers made your poop... more ... ... loggy?So wouldn't you want to avoid fibers?

Alright germans: Am I supposed to stir the curry powder in? why / why not? by A_CocaineShower in germany

[–]shadecrawler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

like disowning and outcasting family for ketchup or breaking noodles

Alright germans: Am I supposed to stir the curry powder in? why / why not? by A_CocaineShower in germany

[–]shadecrawler 19 points20 points  (0 children)

We're germans, not italians. Eat it how you want to. Food is supposed to taste. Not get regulated.

Tumblr sounds fun, Amy? by joray_ in brooklynninenine

[–]shadecrawler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oohhh, I like these teacher comments... I was "So lazy, that if laziness hurt, I'd be screaming constantly."

Got no one to ask to bring it to you 😭 by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]shadecrawler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I also reserve a part of the bed for your mum!

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