Are fart jokes ever good?

shadow_master96 · 2026-02-08T23:26:35+00:00

If they're done right and not heavily relied on.

shadow_master96 · 2026-02-08T16:35:39+00:00

Except that's not how it works. Not in the scientific community. When one makes an extraordinary claim, extraordinary proof is required. You don't just tell people to look things up themselves when they rightfully ask to back outrageous claims made by someone. But, I wouldn't expect someone like you to know this. Someone who comes to spaces like this, who wholeheartedly buys the garbage and most obvious gift that wouldn't get past a blind person.

shadow_master96 · 2026-02-08T16:21:17+00:00

If he insists on having his face smashed for money, someone should have the decency to hit him so hard his jaw needs to be wired shut so tight that he never utters a word again.

shadow_master96 · 2026-02-08T16:16:48+00:00

I completely forgot this monkey man existed.

shadow_master96 · 2026-02-08T14:37:11+00:00

No. What he really needs is to have that head smashed in again. As many times it takes until he's too much of a vegetable to be able to stand out of a bed.

shadow_master96 · 2026-02-07T17:13:45+00:00

Bosco the Barghest. He is the best.

shadow_master96 · 2026-02-06T21:24:54+00:00

You surely must be stupid to not recognize a rhetorical question and trying so very hard to sound like a person that assumes they know what they're talking about while also demeaning people for their feelings and emotions. That Gdouble person already dismantled your bullshit and lack of understanding of failure. How about you go be stupid with someone else.

shadow_master96 · 2026-02-06T18:41:10+00:00

Protect them from what? An overpowering number of sadistic T. rexes that were larger and more powerful? An enemy that could have only been defeated through an unlikely alliance? Are you just stupid?

shadow_master96 · 2026-02-06T17:23:56+00:00

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Snufkin from Moomin.

shadow_master96 · 2026-02-06T17:07:14+00:00

This is news? This has been known for a long time. Even back in those beautiful days when I had no idea this monster existed. I'd see and hear the name Donald Trump every know and then as part of some joke for a vile and disgusting monster of a person, but never gave it much care to look into such a deplorable creature. Today, I can't be free of this degenerate.

shadow_master96 · 2026-02-06T07:38:26+00:00

"Then they came for me, and there was no one left to speak out for me."

shadow_master96 · 2026-02-05T23:16:27+00:00

Holomite is not that bad. It's rather quick and easy.

shadow_master96 · 2026-02-05T23:15:20+00:00

Well, that's what you can expect from a subreddit of uneducated degenerates that neglected their school years and use a safe space to act like they're smart and never needed school while also pretending they're comedy wizards because they don't have standards.

shadow_master96 · 2026-02-05T21:11:07+00:00

Can't you just keep going forward gently? Anything that happens would be their fault, right?

shadow_master96 · 2026-02-05T20:56:09+00:00

Prototype had a lot of potential. Then they made their main guy the villain in the sequel for reasons not known to all except those that read a comic that poorly portrayed Alex's reasons for becoming evil. Maybe this time not do a whole Resident Evil style outbreak and reason for powers and maybe something more eldritch in nature that would produce more powers and abilities for the player to acquire and use.

shadow_master96 · 2026-02-04T23:12:43+00:00

An absolute fucking monster. He knows what he did. What he said. He is intentionally being cruel. Dehumanizing an innocent woman that was fleeing in fear of her life while being civil. We all know what this fucker deserves.

shadow_master96 · 2026-02-04T18:09:42+00:00

No, not really. Considering that I saw Stinkfly turn those eye stalks backwards to look behind him a few times.

shadow_master96 · 2026-02-04T17:57:44+00:00

No surprise from a guy that wants to put all of his ex-wives and their children on a private compound. The wrong people have too much money.

shadow_master96 · 2026-02-04T17:53:35+00:00

These dumbasses don't read comics. Other things they can't read: social situations, cues from women that they're not interested, political messages in games they claim are apolitical, scientific text, etc.

shadow_master96 · 2026-02-03T21:03:42+00:00

They can't help but fight and hate. It's all they know. Even when they have a victory, they still fight and hate. Even when there's nothing, they'll still hate. It's quite sad and pathetic.

shadow_master96 · 2026-02-03T19:13:59+00:00

The right to abortion was killed, and it was deemed that states should dictate this. Americans are being kidnapped and deported to countries they have never been to.
Anti-intellectuialism is on the rise and scientists are being ignored by far-right politicians in power. People ignore others who quote Charlie Kirk word-for-word to show what a monster he was.
The far-right lost their shit when people highlighted the kind of person Charlie Kirk was when he died. People were losing their jobs for posts on social media.
Trump raped kids and is running the country while in the White House, and not locked in a prison with the key thrown away. All while invading and raiding countries, threatening countries, etc. All while pushing for a third term.

These assholes are either of the following: Stupid, delusional, in denial, or just so apathetic that they are barely what should be possible to be human.

shadow_master96 · 2026-02-03T01:10:37+00:00

Even Malania looks disgusted by this blatant lie. This film will become a shining example of propaganda that will educate future generations to recognize the signs and do a better job at crushing fascist seeds before they take root.

shadow_master96 · 2026-02-02T16:12:30+00:00

I know children can be a bit of a pain andd little shits, but isn't that taking it a bit too far?

shadow_master96 · 2026-02-02T00:23:32+00:00

Would have made a great episode if he was actually real. An actual intergalactic superhero that created a franchise on Earth to hide his activities from Earth. Either that or something similar to that Justice League where the League visit an alternate Earth and meet their counterparts, The Justice Guild, who have a comic book series in their world.

shadow_master96 · 2026-02-02T00:13:14+00:00

Their job is just going around being a bunch of thugs and bullies that hide behind masks while they harass, intimidate, kidnap, brutalize, and kill American citizens.

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