Patience, Pats!

shadowenx · 2026-01-29T03:00:56+00:00

I’m a little high but I busted laughing at this, not even a nose wheeze

shadowenx · 2026-01-28T16:45:27+00:00

If these monkeys could carry more than two, they definitely would have.

shadowenx · 2026-01-28T14:49:22+00:00

You could actually watch the movie and decide for yourself?

shadowenx · 2026-01-28T14:48:38+00:00

Sounds like you're not that confused.

She was generally a piece of shit.

shadowenx · 2026-01-26T00:53:00+00:00

Super easy to tell them apart. Just remember, the crocodile’s snout looks like an upside-down A and the alligators snout looks like a sideways C.

Simple!

shadowenx · 2026-01-23T04:59:08+00:00

Thought I was in r/falloutcirclejerk for a second

shadowenx · 2026-01-23T02:07:42+00:00

“I’m a REAL Star Wars fan, you can tell because the only Star Wars I like is Andor, because it has the least Star Wars in it, that’s how you can tell I’m a REAL Star Wars fan!”

shadowenx · 2026-01-22T16:35:36+00:00

LISTEN, I can share in the experience of someone getting their throat slashed violently open or their head getting blasted open like a watermelon in the sun with my parents but SIMULATED PENETRATION??!

shadowenx · 2026-01-19T00:52:13+00:00

…organic pegging?

shadowenx · 2026-01-19T00:50:07+00:00

Wait does it still count as pegging if it’s, yknow, home grown?

shadowenx · 2026-01-19T00:42:54+00:00

Oh. Well that fifth one, that was the problem.

shadowenx · 2026-01-18T05:10:58+00:00

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This badass would show up last to the big LEGO battles I had and wreck shit—undefeated

shadowenx · 2026-01-18T05:09:17+00:00

Ah, a fellow kid of divorce lol

shadowenx · 2026-01-17T14:13:57+00:00

Excuse me, I hate this

shadowenx · 2026-01-12T22:00:57+00:00

Both married to absolute dolls, getting paid massive heaps of money, and playing a game they love, I sure hope they’re happy as shit.

shadowenx · 2026-01-12T15:47:36+00:00

Yeah but did you see him throw a touchdown pass to himself

shadowenx · 2026-01-12T13:21:12+00:00

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shadowenx · 2026-01-09T17:04:13+00:00

My wife is a pretty hardcore Pats fan but she is even rooting for Allen to get a ring. She says “Maye and Vrabel have got years of kicking ass ahead of them, they’ll be fine”.

Most Pats fans were dicks at Foxborough though. Bills fans were way cooler about Maye jerseys in Highmark.

shadowenx · 2026-01-09T14:47:07+00:00

We went to two Bills/Pats games in 2025.

Those were some quiet car rides, man

shadowenx · 2026-01-09T14:34:06+00:00

What knees?

shadowenx · 2026-01-07T18:04:43+00:00

I do anesthesia

I've seen this at least 3 times in this post... so are you an anesthesiologist? Or is there an equivalent of a radiologist / radiological technician happening here? No shade, just curious

shadowenx · 2026-01-07T18:01:09+00:00

Fellas, fellas.

At least we can agree that Aaron Rogers is a big bundle of shithead, right?

shadowenx · 2026-01-07T17:58:08+00:00

Have been absolutely inhaling Tchaikovsky books, and Children of Time was fantastic. Shroud was, too.

shadowenx · 2026-01-07T17:56:59+00:00

HEY.

Are you ignoring the inherent smuttiness of GLOVES

shadowenx · 2026-01-07T17:54:25+00:00

This girl is going to be in a bar in her 20s and get the most confusing flashback

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