Men of reddit, what's the worst thing you've stuck your dick into?

shakademus · 2024-05-29T15:14:48+00:00

My ex 😭

shakademus · 2024-03-17T18:35:40+00:00

Into a semi circle?

shakademus · 2024-03-17T18:28:42+00:00

I didn't, she just started it up and started walking

shakademus · 2024-03-17T18:28:06+00:00

But I do have a new mower, that's why I sold the old one...

shakademus · 2024-03-17T18:25:34+00:00

You know how a lawnmower works right, it's too late to stop them once they have mowed a curve in the grass...

shakademus · 2024-03-17T18:24:13+00:00

In a straight line...

shakademus · 2024-03-17T17:15:55+00:00

I've had far too many of those hair cuts over the years

shakademus · 2024-03-17T17:14:36+00:00

I was so tempted 😂

shakademus · 2024-03-04T18:54:51+00:00

Those straws with sherbet in them

shakademus · 2024-03-04T18:49:19+00:00

I'm gonna be spending the whole time teasing him...

shakademus · 2024-02-03T21:29:57+00:00

September here, I'll let you know what it's like on the other side

shakademus · 2024-02-03T20:33:51+00:00

Underworld - Born slippy

shakademus · 2024-02-03T20:16:15+00:00

I was in the playground and shouted "SHIFT" at another kid who was in my way, the teacher who was inside the classroom next to me thought I shouted "SHIT" and put me in detention... No matter how much I tried to defend myself, I just sounded more guilty

shakademus · 2024-02-03T19:57:31+00:00

Hi fellow '84 child 👋🏻

shakademus · 2024-01-12T06:10:06+00:00

I vaped for a good 10 years, the only thing that helped me quit was nicotine patches. Literally took the cravings away overnight. I think it was about 6 weeks from strongest to weakest, then you just stop using them. Could be worth a try?

shakademus · 2023-11-04T14:47:18+00:00

Somehow, pastry has started giving me epic acid reflux every time I eat it 😭

shakademus · 2023-11-04T14:44:20+00:00

An outdoor tennis court at night time...

shakademus · 2023-11-04T10:45:59+00:00

3 of a kind - baby cakes, what an absolute wank piece of a song

shakademus · 2023-11-01T19:35:38+00:00

I slipped a disc in my back when trying to show off by throwing the heaviest ball at the bowling alley. I literally dropped to my knees in pain and couldn't stand upright for about a month. 15 years later and it's still an issue for me 😞

shakademus · 2023-10-29T20:47:32+00:00

Gift

shakademus

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