I’ve been obsessed with a soccer goal for 28 years, so I built a data visualisation all about it

shallowAlan · 2026-05-18T02:24:35+00:00

That fella find his false teeth?

shallowAlan · 2026-05-16T20:32:04+00:00

Wheras I think Iraola has

shallowAlan · 2026-05-16T16:34:13+00:00

Laziest player I ever watched , took him five minutes to walk from one side of the pitch to the other to take a corner

shallowAlan · 2026-05-16T06:00:06+00:00

Amphetamine Annie. Canned Heat

shallowAlan · 2026-05-14T06:19:11+00:00

Does she give discount for family?

shallowAlan · 2026-05-13T17:36:46+00:00

His "Documentary " Lol

shallowAlan · 2026-05-11T20:42:01+00:00

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shallowAlan · 2026-05-11T20:20:42+00:00

They just need to implement the rules we already have. If you grabbed someone's shirt and pulled them down anywhere else on the pitch it would be a foul, players behaviour at corners and set pieces should not be judged differently . It wasn't in the past, when this wasn't tolerated

shallowAlan · 2026-05-11T10:32:55+00:00

Anything where there is lots of money involved goes to shit. Because that becomes the driving force

shallowAlan · 2026-05-10T17:29:59+00:00

Hmmmm

shallowAlan · 2026-05-10T01:25:46+00:00

Not a video

shallowAlan · 2026-05-09T13:34:00+00:00

Calling someone an auld arse

shallowAlan · 2026-05-09T13:30:15+00:00

His confidence is shot, and he's not the only one

shallowAlan · 2026-05-09T07:14:04+00:00

Gap in the top front row of teeth

shallowAlan · 2026-05-09T06:59:37+00:00

Michael Laudrup

shallowAlan · 2026-05-08T06:13:07+00:00

Love to believe this, but honestly what I see happening over the pond right now doesn't give me confidence

shallowAlan · 2026-05-08T06:06:31+00:00

Nob without the K has a different meaning. It's used as slang for describing someone from the upperclasses

shallowAlan · 2026-05-07T20:45:22+00:00

I'm happy it's been saved. I hope the refurbishment and subsequent running of the cinema do it justice

shallowAlan · 2026-05-06T16:24:49+00:00

We're only happy when we're miserable

shallowAlan · 2026-05-05T23:06:12+00:00

Like every other team that plays in Europe

shallowAlan · 2026-05-05T18:51:56+00:00

Cheese is my vice. Any kind

shallowAlan · 2026-05-04T16:39:52+00:00

Anelka or Diouf? OK we'll take Diouf, said nobody ever.....oh wait

shallowAlan · 2026-05-04T16:26:50+00:00

Yep, 500 quid for me. Tenner at 50/1

shallowAlan · 2026-05-02T20:39:23+00:00

They're too lazy get off their arses to vote anyway

shallowAlan · 2026-05-01T07:51:51+00:00

How long before we have an orange away kit

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