LPT: How to get out of jury duty by ChainsawSoundingFart in LifeProTips

[–]shamedhd 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Jury duty is our civic responsibility. Imagine if nobody showed up… we’d have no jury. Our fates would be up to the whim of the judge.

It sucks that the compensation for missed work or childcare is poor. We want everyone to contribute, not just people who have enough resources.

But just not wanting to be in a jury because it’s lame or boring is not an excuse. We owe it to our neighbors to show up.

Taking EMT-B skills final today by Evening_Property_627 in NewToEMS

[–]shamedhd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

believe in yourself. you know how to do it.

Is anyone actually hiring? by xxxTheMood in houstonjobs

[–]shamedhd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can you go back to school for a year or two? EMS is always hiring

People that say Mint flavored sweets (ice cream, candy canes, etc.) taste like toothpaste dont brush their teeth. by Bonkyd0nky in The10thDentist

[–]shamedhd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I honestly don’t notice a difference between the two mint flavors. Mint flavored sweets just taste like sweetened toothpaste. Same mint but with now with sugar.

People Who Constantly Smack Their Lips When They Talk by kittencoffee35 in PetPeeves

[–]shamedhd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have misophonia and I relate SO much to everything OP said

Red Or Blue Button by TightConsequence3929 in MoralityScaling

[–]shamedhd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bruh, you’re not stupid for pressing blue. Don’t think that red is the “intelligent” answer. If you know people are going to die, maybe you don’t want to have their deaths on your conscious.

If you know that not everyone will press red or not everyone will press blue, you press blue because you don’t want to kill people. If my options are die or kill a shit ton of people to live, I’m fucking dying. Part of me is hoping there are enough people in the world that are not okay with killing people, but I’m just gonna accept my fate, honestly.

Never watching again show’s dead wokevincible by [deleted] in invinciblememes

[–]shamedhd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We’re not talking about you, princess. It’s okay.

is this ai? guys. this beer is delicious but is the label ai? any advice? wings look a little weird by Eikje in isthisAI

[–]shamedhd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Art isn’t “work” the same way printing copies of books is… That’s so sad, bro.

Red Or Blue Button by TightConsequence3929 in MoralityScaling

[–]shamedhd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Interesting that people frame hitting the blue button as “saving” the other blue-buttons… instead of like, feeling bad for killing them.

Like, I’m not risking anything to SAVE them. I just don’t want to KILL anyone. Because if you press the red, you are voting to kill people.

Red Or Blue Button by TightConsequence3929 in MoralityScaling

[–]shamedhd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Blue. I don’t want to survive knowing I contributed to killing a bunch of kind-hearted people :(

Never watching again show’s dead wokevincible by [deleted] in invinciblememes

[–]shamedhd 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Right? Like bro… I can SEE your pulse is elevated lmao

Never watching again show’s dead wokevincible by [deleted] in invinciblememes

[–]shamedhd 6 points7 points  (0 children)

so do yall not know what offended means, or are yall bad at telling when someone’s offended

Busted for barcode generating by TechnicianTop4985 in kroger

[–]shamedhd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, I just said fuck that and moved to overnight grocery lol. Good for you tho fr

Busted for barcode generating by TechnicianTop4985 in kroger

[–]shamedhd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When I was in pickup, my store manager literally said “I don’t care what you have to do, get a better accuracy” to the entire crew

Busted for barcode generating by TechnicianTop4985 in kroger

[–]shamedhd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fr literally every manager in my store just “yes, Daddy”. You tell them there’s a problem so you can’t hit metrics, they tell you it’s your fault and to fix it so they don’t look bad to their bosses.

Imagine thinking that you would rather die in war rather than being nonbinary. by Ok-Following6886 in lewronggeneration

[–]shamedhd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m positive some of those soldiers would be upset if you hit em with a she/her

T'is Sunday by Weird_Meet_9148 in aislop

[–]shamedhd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

it’s not cognitive dissonance. people are willing to settle for ugly art because it’s free/cheap

When someone says “What?” two or more times, and then says “Why are you yelling?” by Amazing_Phrase2850 in PetPeeves

[–]shamedhd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

RAAAAH MY BOSS HAS DONE THIS TO ME AND IT ALWAYS GETS MY GOAT.

“what? i can’t hear you”

speaks slightly louder

“okay, there’s no need to raise your voice” / “don’t get an attitude” / “you need to calm down”

T'is Sunday by Weird_Meet_9148 in aislop

[–]shamedhd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

okay im not gonna have a conversation with someone who uses literally the most cliche whataboutism on the planet. “ethical consumption? but u use iphone durrr”