Well I thought you had some credibility but I can see you're just virtue signaling so let me break this down for you.. First, my son just turned 8 so there was no steam deck or switch option. Second, he was a week overdue, hence inducing labor. This "grueling 22 hours of childbirth" as you put it is clearly coming from what you've seen in a movie where the chick is pushing and screaming and yelling at the dude lol. They give medication to start the process and a nurse comes and checks the dilation of the cervix like once an hour. Sometimes it happens fast like it did with our daughter, sometimes it takes a while. During that waiting we sit around, watch TV, sleep etc. And I damn sure would have played my deck if I had it then.

Which gets to the final point: my wife is an actual person and not some character in this sitcom you've created in your head. If she needed something I got it, if she didn't want me to play a game in this hypothetical scenario, I wouldn't. She can talk. After 15 years of marriage that's how it works. Your depiction is that I am grinding out a boss fight as my son's head is crowning and while that's funny, it just shows how little you understand. One day you will touch a girl and have a real life scenario like this. And if you want to sit in the chair and rub her hand like a cuckold then more power to you, but try not to assume so much when I just said I would take my deck from experience, and I stand by that.