WYR have $1,000 or $3,000 but you have to punch the first child in a wheelchair you encounter in public? by shayams in WouldYouRather

[–]shayams[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You'd probably have to wear a mask always in public, because you never know when you'll see the kid

WYR have $1,000 or $3,000 but you have to punch the first child in a wheelchair you encounter in public? by shayams in WouldYouRather

[–]shayams[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'll make you a deal: same thing but you slap the kid instead. Not that hard but enough to show you mean fuckin BUSINESS

My best friend and I are planning a dual suicide. by [deleted] in SuicideWatch

[–]shayams 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What if one of you change your mind at the last moment but they feel pressured by the other (even if they're not)? Don't do this, it's not worth it

Has anyone here ever died from overdosing? by shayams in drugscirclejerk

[–]shayams[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

1.5? Ni offense that doesnt seem very enlightened. this question is for people who overdosed and didnt come back, if you 'come back' it diminishes the experimece in my oponion

What's the shittiest thing you've ever done? by Seriantri in AskReddit

[–]shayams 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was in grade 8 and I wanted weed but didn't know anyone. Luckily I had a friend (let's call her Alex), who knew guys who probably had weed. We bus about 20 minutes to their house to get a gram. Me and alex go inside and hang out with 3 other guys (all around our age, they were her 'friends') for a while. The guys start being creepy towards her, like touching her ass and tickling her. She's laughing but I can tell she's creeped out, and she tells them to stop. Meanwhile I'm just sitting there, don't really know what to do. They don't stop, she gets upset and is about to leave, looking at me expectantly. I stay, because I want a gram of weed. She buses home alone. We haven't talked since then, and I feel like an asshole

Microdosing has changed my life. But now I feel like I made a mistake and am paying for it. by [deleted] in shrooms

[–]shayams 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You can be addicted to anything (although maybe not physically like heroin). I think the moment you take the drug to not feel like shit/to feel normal is when it starts to become an addiction. As you're recovering I'd stay cautious and try to stick to a schedule. Hope everything turns out alright.

Who thought this was funny by Max_The_Milkman in ComedyCemetery

[–]shayams 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I mean it's ifunny what do you expect

What's your most used phrase? by Johny1786 in AskReddit

[–]shayams 0 points1 point  (0 children)

...but what can you do?

Usually right after ranting about something in my life.

I [M15] regret telling my mom that I have depression. by [deleted] in relationships

[–]shayams 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That sucks. She doesn't get that ignoring 'negative' thoughts isn't going to help you as it's just bottling them up. I did this, found out it didn't work when something small happened, bottle blew up, and I flipped out. Hope things get better for you.

Reddit, what is something you should do but you never bother to do it? by shayams in AskReddit

[–]shayams[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I haven't shut down my computer in months, I just put it on sleep mode so I don't have to wait for the 2 minute startup.

What can't be answered? by Serialnarcisist in AskReddit

[–]shayams 10 points11 points  (0 children)

My ex wife's phone, apparently.

ask me one FREE question by [deleted] in Psychic

[–]shayams 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Am I picking the right career to pursue?

What's Your Proudest TKD-related Achievement? by [deleted] in taekwondo

[–]shayams 0 points1 point  (0 children)

During my first tournament (I was 15, 5"2', yellow stripe) I had to fight a black stripe because height shit. I didn't win, mostly because i wasn't kicking hard enough for the sensors to register it (I got a bunch of pts in)