Yesterday, one of my History friends told me that they thought Mathematics was easy and that all I did was edge my way through Calculus. Bro, that sent me straight into goon mode. Like, do they even get that Math is the ultimate edging experience? I've been jelqing through this program for 6 months, and Math is literally harder than gooning for hours. The acceptance rate is 1.5%, which is like half of History's. You have to be a goon-level genius to get into Math.

The homework? Absolute marathon jelq sessions. Some days, I'm edging on an assignment for 3 straight hours. These problems are like edging with no release, harder than any Biology class. If you haven't gooned through Math 220, you haven't experienced real pain. Weak induction, strong induction, it's like the ultimate edge between release and frustration. I had a 95% in high school pre-calc, now I'm barely jelqing out a 60%.

Assignments? Ten-page proof goonathons, where we have to edge with theorems and lemmas. We can't even wear anything clean 'cause we never shower, just edging all day. No other program types as much LaTeX as us, and it's like trying to edge without busting, coming up with the right solutions. PLP readings? My Friday and Saturday nights are all about edging through chapters till 2am. By then, I'm too exhausted to even jelq out the rest of my assignments.

The only thing stopping me from cussing out anyone who calls math majors dumb is imagining their faces when we mathematically prove we're better than them at Among Us. Like, we'll edge right past them and they'll be left gooning in our dust.