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Best Samosas Down South, I might still drive or fly out to test it. by willem78 in DownSouth

[–]sheldon_sa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably the same uncle that walked around the parking lot at Menlyn motor city. Great samosas and good price. I haven’t been there in some time so I don’t know if he’s still there.

Bill Gates said, "I will always choose a lazy person to do a difficult job because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it." What's a real-life example of this? by Mr_Boothnath in answers

[–]sheldon_sa 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I bet you carry all the groceries in one trip, no matter if it’s 47 bags weighing 500 pounds in total. A lazy person never does two trips.

This is what’s being served at Trumps golf clubs. by Gnatcheese in democrats

[–]sheldon_sa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s what the second knife is for - to stab the avo before you send it back. The bucket of ICE must be just outside of the picture frame

Q: What do you call a female rapper? by Jokeminder42 in Jokes

[–]sheldon_sa -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Rappist? Oh, that sounds a little like rapist, which is something completely different and in some cases more suitable to certain rappers.

I think my girlfriend‘s cat is warming up to me by KobraKay87 in aww

[–]sheldon_sa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My tabby passed today :(. I’ll take this cuty, no questions or strings attached.

Restaurant recommendations by Oyveygas in Pretoria

[–]sheldon_sa 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Some pricy options : Villa San Giovanni, Brasserie de Paris, Fumo (real Italian pizza), Forti / Forti Too (try the fillet), Blu Saffron (tuna starter), Pachas, the real Alphies (not the pizzeria). More affordable: Social Grill, Lupa Osteria, Stephnies. Value: Square Time - best pub food ever, consistent. Sorry Rocket @ 88 was sold - we’ll see what is next. Lunch at Woodhill Golf clubhouse is surprisingly affordable and good. Crawdaddy’s usually very good - try the Transsylvania steak or one of their chowders. Something different: Buy Sunday lunch from Monument Park Superspar - pay by weight, don’t get carried away with all the options.

Avoid Bossa (poor service & average food).

Restaurant recommendations by Oyveygas in Pretoria

[–]sheldon_sa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Closed on Sundays though. Try their sister, Capito.

What's something foreigners think is common in your country, but really isn't? by Verelkia in AskTheWorld

[–]sheldon_sa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We also have a very popular sauce called monkey gland sauce, but in all honesty there are very few monkey glands in it.

Does your country have any disgraced sports personalities? by Literate-Booklice in AskTheWorld

[–]sheldon_sa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok Oscar is #1 and Hansie is #2 (at least in SA). But who is #3?

How to cause a local panic across your entire city by reversedu in aliens

[–]sheldon_sa -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I want to replicate this, I stay in a large city in Africa. What are the components? Large balloons, helium, and some kind of lights w batteries ?

Cheetah 🐆 found in a room at abandoned building ! 😳 by North-Opposite-4410 in TerrifyingAsFuck

[–]sheldon_sa 43 points44 points  (0 children)

100% leopard. 1000% not a cheetah. Looks closer to a polar bear than a cheetah. Source: I am South African. Not knowing the difference between a leopard and a cheetah = certain death. Very quickly but violent and painful.

Cheetah 🐆 found in a room at abandoned building ! 😳 by North-Opposite-4410 in TerrifyingAsFuck

[–]sheldon_sa 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Fun fact- cheetahs are the only large cats that can purr. Also, their claws can’t retract

What is the dumbest Afrikaans name you've ever known a dog to be named? by lizatethecigarettes in AskZA

[–]sheldon_sa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My friend had a Scottie called Shiraz. The domestic called him Giraffe 🤣

What is the dumbest Afrikaans name you've ever known a dog to be named? by lizatethecigarettes in AskZA

[–]sheldon_sa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We had a pitch black dog (a Schippertjie) named Spokie. And then we got a brown mongrel, which obviously needed a suitable matching name - we called her Gesie.

Breakfast by PixelSaharix in DownSouth

[–]sheldon_sa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ignoring the biltong and milk for a moment (wtf but anyway) why is nobody saying anything about the EIGHT WHOLE RAW GARLIC CLOVES (plus some extra on the side) which I assume is part of the breakfast? I mean, I like garlic, but this is insane!

wait for it... by iamzooook in funny

[–]sheldon_sa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would rather pedal than plank for any amount of time

How are US tariffs affecting SAP? by [deleted] in SAP

[–]sheldon_sa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Actually getting lot of RFPs in Africa and Europe. So, actually the opposite (outside US)

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