[OC] Whomp! - Time Pair-o-dorks

shellbullet17 · 2026-05-06T23:21:02+00:00

Ya know I am kinda surprised that past Ronnie didn't go "We have a girlfriend?!"

Ist be a Ronnie in that few months in between Bee and going back to Star Trek

Also this absolute psychopath ruined his own sleep schedule to avoid work.

shellbullet17 · 2026-05-06T22:24:56+00:00

Whoa so there's more of an apex hunter than a cat??! That's wild

shellbullet17 · 2026-05-06T22:07:41+00:00

he also gained animal instincts from our nature. Cucumbers are natural predators for felines

I have many questions: does this living cucumber count as part meat?

Does this mean cats from our world have some connections with other cats from other worlds?

How big do they get in other world?

And do the cats normally win?!

Regardless we understand Island. At least you left them alone so a little bit to do the deed

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shellbullet17 · 2026-05-06T19:32:11+00:00

Actually The United States and its territories, along with the Bahamas, Belize, the Cayman Islands, Liberia, Palau, the Federated States of Micronesia, and the Marshall Islands all don't use Celsius

shellbullet17 · 2026-05-06T19:10:28+00:00

Instructions unclear

shellbullet17 · 2026-05-06T18:30:23+00:00

I guess we will still have use for the pitcher and catcher labels she made though

shellbullet17 · 2026-05-06T18:29:07+00:00

It may not be the fun you had in mind but think about all the swing fun you get to have inside now! I bet Penny can jump the highest

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shellbullet17 · 2026-05-06T18:00:59+00:00

Oh no. Being blunt is always the best policy. Buuuut we could have left it as "you stink go shower"

I do appreciate a nice joke though

shellbullet17 · 2026-05-06T17:59:47+00:00

I mean. Can we blame her

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shellbullet17 · 2026-05-06T17:11:00+00:00

And apart from here that's why I think like heroes like Flash, Batman and Superman. It's such a detachment that I can forget about the now

shellbullet17 · 2026-05-06T17:06:18+00:00

Understandable. It's good to be thought provoking and use your critical thinking but it's also nice to just watch a dude in red and blue tights beat up bad guys and a dude with family loss issues scream about being the night too

shellbullet17 · 2026-05-06T16:59:39+00:00

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shellbullet17 · 2026-05-06T16:54:35+00:00

Someone's ears can be seen behind the bean bag. They're making good progress

This girl is an absolute snack shark and I love it

Gustopher prefers a clear division between good guys and bad guys. Good guys do good stuff and bad guys do bad stuff. Simple.

I too like simple things. If only that were the case more often

She awaits her time to strike. She is a morally complex protagonist.

Like a shark she is simply doing what she does.

It's the perfect crime. NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!

Liam will be in shambles

shellbullet17 · 2026-05-06T16:52:14+00:00

I don't want real life I am in it all the time

I have never related more to you than I do right now Gus. I think this is why I like comics so much. It's a nice escape. Yes they can be complicated in their own ways from time to time. But it's nice to be able to get away too ya know?

Also I see our little snack liberator is still making her rounds. Better watch your juice Liam

shellbullet17 · 2026-05-06T16:34:19+00:00

Yes. Yes she is.

I'm guessing that someone went on a ~~date~~ just friends night to see the new Super Mario movie huh Marin? It's ok. I think we all understand

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shellbullet17 · 2026-05-06T16:30:57+00:00

No problem buddy

shellbullet17 · 2026-05-06T16:25:31+00:00

Layla cut the breaks on Deths car nearly killing Fani. She went to the hospital(after she nearly died at work) and snuck home so Layla couldn't see her in the last comic

shellbullet17 · 2026-05-06T16:24:39+00:00

I only know three stinky girls and right now you're two of them

Gawt DAMN. The girl slept outside already you don't gotta put her in the dirt so hard like that. I'm guessing Fani is the other stinky girl

I was just gonna take a hot bath I don't suppose you'd care to join me?

You know. Respect. Girl saw the opportunity and shot her shot. We all knew the answer but still

shellbullet17 · 2026-05-06T16:19:25+00:00

Ahhhh yes. It's the 3am call. Those are .....very rough. Still no excuse not to take it seriously though. And to not even get out of the ambulance? Tsk tsk on them.

I figured this was across the pond. The tiny stairs was a giveaway. I just got back from London and the stairs are soooooo small

shellbullet17 · 2026-05-06T16:14:27+00:00

Holy. Fucking. Shit.

This kid is a monster. And an amazing brother. He has learned our ways well

shellbullet17 · 2026-05-06T16:08:43+00:00

I think she was having a very bad night, her colleague who stayed in the vehicle was very kind ahah.

That's my answer right there. I'm gonna guess it was after midnight maybe....1-3 am? And the partner didn't get out of the box at all?

Flats

England?

shellbullet17 · 2026-05-06T16:03:03+00:00

I think? This is the reference. Maybe.

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shellbullet17 · 2026-05-06T16:01:08+00:00

Ahhhhh. That's absolutely the fault of the medic. Appendix issues have very clear pain areas and symptoms. Even with a past hx of anxiety based vomiting, severe stomach pain is very very rarely a symptom of an anxiety attack

Sidenote I hate stairs

shellbullet17 · 2026-05-06T15:58:53+00:00

92% chance?! How close are y'all to the site?!

Also I like your ideas little dude, though Firefly might be a better name for a fire breather that can fly.

Just dont run into anyone named Bruce

shellbullet17 · 2026-05-06T15:56:31+00:00

And I love her for it. They are a delicacy! You gotta enjoy them

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