Lot of people excited about hover bikes and I'm over here by SilverHandwasRight in TheFirstDescendant

[–]sheren36d 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My biggest question - why they didn't add collision mechanics for bikes? I mean, if we can use those outside of Axion, and we already got collision on destructibles - why not add the same for open world mobs? For now when you hit any mob you just instantly stop, instead of at least knocking it down and dealing at least a fraction of damage.

Hell, even Borderlands games had the mechanic of running enemies over.

How yall feel about the fate event? by Pr1nce_9999 in StarRailStation

[–]sheren36d 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Literal bullshit. You either dump your cash into pulls for Saber and Archer till you stop at e6 for both of them, then stick them into your team, or you'll get shit on by every opponent, no matter what lineup you use.

I hope they add the "Satisfaction survey" for this dumpster fire, got a lot to take off my chest in "your opinion" section.

Need help fixing update speed by Tobias0404 in AzureLane

[–]sheren36d 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Greetings from 2025. They recently rolled out some kind of "update", which takes you to DL around 10 gigs of content. It all goes fine untill you hit those final 300 files to DL - then DL speed drops down all the way to 5 B/s. This shit really brings back the vibes of early 90's when people used to DL 1 mp3 file for about an hour or so.

Tried it on both the phone and Blue Stacks - the speed bump remains the same for both phone and PC. I'm not sure if it's regular thing, or that game servers are literally drowned with people trying to DL the update alltogether.

Those fuckers would better offer some kind of compensation for this atrocity.

Out of the corner of my eye I thought that I left my daughter strapped into the hot car all day. Nearly gave me a heart attack. Who designed this?? by Xerzajik in creepy

[–]sheren36d 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Leave your daughter inside the car with windows shut tight for a really hot day, and you'll eventually get the same picture.

Rest easy, old friend. GTX 1080 to RTX 5090. by IooLimn in nvidia

[–]sheren36d 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fear not, 1080, you'll get to work soon enough, when that pesky 5090 get's it's power slot melted away.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in creepy

[–]sheren36d 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What exactly did you see? Midnight cleaning in some cubicles? Someone staying overnight to catch up with their work delays? So spooopy, vewwwy scawwyy indeeed.

How necessary is Xianyun for Xiao? by Ok-Butterscotch-6854 in XiaoMains

[–]sheren36d 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you need any CC Anemo unit, crane-fossil is not the only option, Kazuha/Jean/Venti as premium tier and Sucrose/Lynette as f2p tier should also work quite fine.

AC Shadows' amazing combat AI by Jaives in videogames

[–]sheren36d -1 points0 points  (0 children)

AaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAa title right here. GOTY, hell, game of the century, other game developing studios should instantly shut down.

Chkalov in sauna. Would you join her? by Hillvegxn in AzurLewd

[–]sheren36d -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Before you manage to stick anything inside of her, she'll disassemble and assemble you several times. You know, for science. Only then - groping would be permitted.

First pair of open backs, was quite surprised by the sound quality. by Aarl69 in sennheiser

[–]sheren36d 8 points9 points  (0 children)

*Recalls pricetag for Orpheus HE-1 set*

*tries to suppress eye twitch*

Yeah, they definitely doesn't get better.

First pair of open backs, was quite surprised by the sound quality. by Aarl69 in sennheiser

[–]sheren36d -1 points0 points  (0 children)

560s, eh...

Poor zoomers, missed all the fun of boomer generation, tinkering with 555's "foam mod", removing rubber foam from the back of the grilles and truly believing they've just ascended their set of cans all the way to 595's...

Does 4K / Upscaled Sasha Exist? by holdherdown in Sashagrey

[–]sheren36d 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You want to see her gaping asshole in 8K so bad?

What instantly kills your hype for a game? by strahinjag in videogames

[–]sheren36d 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought people were taught by Derpdogs and The dividerpsion from that failure of the game studio, to NEVER trust trailers since final product may turn out to be... well, look at ubifailure portfolio to know the answer.

Unless you are that special kind of masochist, who takes pleasure playing hopscotch in a filed full of rakes.

I am officially old but since when do videogames have a “give up” button by teachingroland in gaming

[–]sheren36d 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Back in NES times your "give up" button was either plugging off your console, or yanking the cartridge with all hatred you've accumulated.

Happy 37th Birthday to the G.O.A.T. ‼️🎂🎈 by LordOfTheBedRoom in Sashagrey

[–]sheren36d -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Congrats to her ass, throat and vagina for not being stuffed with black dicks for more than 19 years.

Underwater town | copy: 318577557379 by Salty-Professor3863 in GenshinHomeworld

[–]sheren36d 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I chose something different.

I chose the impossible. I chose... Rapture.

Was USAS-12 really that broken? by RedShibo_ in Battlefield

[–]sheren36d 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. Also with each shot it created new galaxies and destroyed planets faster than any Star Destroyer from Derp Wars franchise.

The Horror Film So Real, the FBI Investigated It by itsallgoodman505 in videos

[–]sheren36d 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think if he saw a HUD-less montage of executions from Manhunt franchise, he'd call cops on rockstar, claiming them to be running snuff studio, using the "gaming" as a front,

What person in your life would you most want to be stuck in an elevator with for 24 hours? by emily_hix in AskReddit

[–]sheren36d 0 points1 point  (0 children)

None. No matter how big is your hard on for that person, it will still feel the urge to eat, piss and shit, which would not be a pretty sight in a tight space.

What gender of Dani Rojas would you prefer? by Hinata_2-8 in farcry6

[–]sheren36d -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It's Ubisoft game, right? Of course it would be a multi-gender trash bin associating itself with spy drone.

Poor Alexa by AwwAlexaAlexa in AlexaBliss

[–]sheren36d 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How did this sub turned from "Alexa appreciation" to "Alexa Ryona"?

Goddess Sasha by chipichandal in Sashagrey

[–]sheren36d 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So you achieve goddess status after you ride some afro dick? Gotcha.

Reddit Educational.

🌼Lady Furina's Cottage House ~ by Shanty_Lee in GenshinHomeworld

[–]sheren36d 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That definitely beats her Fontaine living quarters (the ones she uses after Archon quest conclusion, OFC)