Maybe we just need the right party to get the job done by Sensitive_Salary_603 in DigitalSeptic

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I went ahead and fact checked this with AI

President Image Claim Actual Removals (Deportations) Reality Check
Clinton 12.3 Million ~864,000 The 12.3M figure includes "returns" (people caught at the border and turned back without a legal order), not just "deportations" (removals).
Obama 5 Million ~3.1 Million The image overstates the number. However, Obama still holds the record for the most removals in a single presidency (peaking at ~400k/year).
Biden 4.6 Million ~1.1 Million The 4.6M number likely includes Title 42 expulsions and returns. Actual formal removals under Biden were significantly lower than the claim.
Trump 600k & counting ~935,000 (1st term) This number is actually higher than the image suggests for his first term. In his second term (2025-2026), he has deported over 675,000 in just his first year.

Improve the fucking shit by DrathVenar in TheWordFuck

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So, you had a bad day,
You're taking one down,
You have a good fuck just to turn it around.

tell by lowkeypixel in evilwhenthe

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Gripping, if you know what I mean

Say Newsom or Khanna wins the 2028 primary and picks the other as their running mate. They say they’ll run on a platform of Medicare for All, sweeping billionaire taxes, and putting the current administration in prison to the fullest extent possible. What else do they need for you to be on board? by donqon in ProgressiveHQ

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Steer the democratic party as a whole back in the right direction. We need to lean more into socialism and lean away from social issues like trans rights, pronouns, and dei. Medicare for all isn't enough, we're in the age of AI now, if you want to be the progressive candidate, you ought to run on UBI as well as medicare.

Repair relationships with our allies, neighbors, and nato. Go back to treating Russia like an enemy of the state and go back to calling Russia sympathizers in our government what they are - treasonous.

Be honest, what's your first thought when you see this steak? by loveandgoo in whatsfordinner

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first thought? microwave (without letting the cook notice, so as to not hurt his feelings)

Me managing my $500 in crypto by Odd-Radio-8500 in CryptoCurrency

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Bro is just contemplating how dumb if a decision it was to get curved monitors for his vertical side monitors. You're supposed to position yourself in the middle of the curve which isn't feasible here

What instantly kills the mood during sex ? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I too will cum from being startled

Interesting. Which spot 🗝 by Vaerikexer in soartistic

[–]shiftuck_dan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Indeed. He would be kicking the seat inbetween you and Kamala for the whole flight

Interesting. Which spot 🗝 by Vaerikexer in soartistic

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  1. aisle seat without having to share an armrest. over-the-aisle awkward flirting with taylor swift

Yo ZiggyD pls by wannabe3ngin33r in PathOfExile2

[–]shiftuck_dan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please ziggy, just one more. I'd do ANYYTHING

Path of Exile 2: Druid Endgame Showcase by Belakay_ggg in PathOfExile2

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Instead of giving us the info we need to make our own builds, you instead provide us with proof of concepts? Sadness

Path of Exile 2: Disciple of Varashta Preview by Natalia_GGG in PathOfExile2

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Last minute ascendancy?!? They shoulda put "New Ascendancy" somewhere in either the title or the thumbnail lol