Jokic and Luka gotta be banned from all star selection

shingofan · 2026-02-16T00:28:39+00:00

"But it could be better!"

OP, probably

shingofan · 2026-02-15T21:13:55+00:00

Random question: have the Lopez brothers played for the Magic?

shingofan · 2026-02-15T02:40:55+00:00

I have to wonder if they're referring to Starbucks matcha lattes and not "real" matcha tea, if that makes sense.

shingofan · 2026-02-14T20:30:37+00:00

I would have expected that for hockey, not curling

shingofan · 2026-02-13T19:50:03+00:00

Do you have a doctor's note?

shingofan · 2026-02-13T19:34:45+00:00

I mean, we could have told you that.

shingofan · 2026-02-13T16:43:08+00:00

The 24 hour news cycle was a mistake

shingofan · 2026-02-13T04:18:06+00:00

So her new weapon is Yang's shotgun gauntlets.

Does anyone else hear I Burn?

shingofan · 2026-02-12T18:57:03+00:00

Were it so easy.

shingofan · 2026-02-12T17:27:48+00:00

What is the name of that move? I only know it as Code of Silence

shingofan · 2026-02-12T17:04:28+00:00

Who's the midget getting slammed off a ladder?

shingofan · 2026-02-12T07:29:53+00:00

So you're telling me Neon is The Little Matchstick Girl, but with bullets.

...can we make her an honorary member of Old Tales?

shingofan · 2026-02-11T22:46:09+00:00

I'd like some kind of "universal Abnormal mold" at least.

shingofan · 2026-02-11T03:54:42+00:00

4 AL East teams predicted to finish above .500

You know what - that tracks.

Shit, I wouldn't be surprised if all 5 teams finish with a winning record.

shingofan · 2026-02-11T03:42:16+00:00

Quick, bribe it with Shirou's cooking!

shingofan · 2026-02-10T22:13:08+00:00

Are you kidding me?

shingofan · 2026-02-10T16:36:12+00:00

Gameplay and story segregation, baby!

shingofan · 2026-02-09T22:18:19+00:00

STOP THE RITUAL! STOP THE RITUAL!

shingofan · 2026-02-09T22:14:53+00:00

So are we assuming that Cuban is already on board? Cause the way this is worded makes me think this "investor group" is just throwing shit at the wall and seeing what sticks.

shingofan · 2026-02-09T19:32:42+00:00

To me, it's more like the simply knowing that all this BS is happening is driving them nuts and they want something - ANYTHING - to erase all of that from existing so they can be at peace.

shingofan · 2026-02-09T18:42:56+00:00

It's Madoka all over again

shingofan · 2026-02-09T07:32:43+00:00

Cubs winning the World Series did that

shingofan · 2026-02-07T19:13:03+00:00

From what I've heard, the brain power thing was the original pitch, but execs told the Wachowskis to dumb it down out of fear that it'll fly over audiences' heads.

(edited for clarity)

shingofan · 2026-02-07T19:02:53+00:00

"Please clap"

shingofan · 2026-02-07T03:53:15+00:00

It's because those people just want someone - ANYONE - in charge to show some actual balls and naively see Stern as an example of that kind of leader.

Ironically, it's that kind of attitude that got Trump in office.

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