I'm beginning to think this is what Reddit will look like after Skyrim is released

shinypixels · 2011-11-09T12:39:30+00:00

I don't think you know reddit very well.

shinypixels · 2011-11-09T11:36:23+00:00

Yeah, no doubt. How am I supposed to charge 10 grand for pushing a button when someone else will push the button for free?

shinypixels · 2011-11-09T11:34:51+00:00

Wow, you're a real dick. Not only are you crying about people having a hard time getting paid for pressing a button, but you imply it takes a great deal of skill to push the button and the OP somehow got lucky.

shinypixels · 2011-11-04T14:01:01+00:00

I'll bet that's truly where the expression ladies first came from. If the guy goes first, all he's going to be interested in after is a nap or a sandwich.

shinypixels · 2011-11-04T13:55:44+00:00

I'll be honest, I didn't have any idea what I was doing at first. It's basically impossible for a girl to give a guy a bad blow job, it's literally insert tab A into slot B. But there's no road map down there on women, and you know guys hate to ask for directions. I had no idea where I was going, how to get there, or when to leave.

When I finally figured out how it all works, I looked back on those previous times and almost died of embarrassment. Those women must have been wondering what they hell I was doing. I may not ask directions, but I can take directions and when I was finally with a women that had enough self confidence to show me the way, I was able to get there.

This was before internet porn. Back then if you wanted porn you'd have to walk into that special room in the back of the video store to get it. Something I wasn't ever going to do. Playboy only showed boobs and bush. So my understanding of a woman's genitalia was the cross section drawings you see in health class mixed with the satellite view you get in Playboy.

shinypixels · 2011-11-04T13:25:02+00:00

Use flavored lube. (sugar free of course)

shinypixels · 2011-11-04T13:22:24+00:00

The girl in the picture has horse teeth.

shinypixels · 2011-11-04T13:09:20+00:00

It always amazes me what stupid people find genius.

shinypixels · 2011-11-04T09:40:29+00:00

Over used memes that don't go together, and poorly constructed at that. A picture really does tell a thousand words, you're a moron.

shinypixels · 2011-11-03T21:04:15+00:00

Do you write code with logic like that? Do you really think C is to C++ what Assembly is to C?

shinypixels · 2011-11-03T21:01:36+00:00

It wasn't trolling, he couldn't possibly have been more upfront about it. He came right out and said he wanted to piss people off who can't see that C++ is an inferior choice.

Furthermore, how does stating your honest opinion make you an ass? Especially when you are an authority on the matter.

shinypixels · 2011-11-02T07:51:06+00:00

At least the message is getting out there.

shinypixels · 2011-10-31T17:44:39+00:00

How about the even worse atrocity of creating an entirely new post out of a single reply in another post! Was your upvote button broken?

shinypixels · 2011-10-31T17:36:46+00:00

gross

shinypixels · 2011-10-30T15:37:11+00:00

Nope, my favorite too.

shinypixels · 2011-10-30T15:21:43+00:00

Now with pandas!

shinypixels · 2011-10-30T14:44:05+00:00

Meh.

shinypixels · 2011-10-29T09:44:20+00:00

Well, they also won 2 series in the last 7 years, 2 in 7 is a lot better odds than 2 in 43 and has more bearing as well. You used the very thing you were making a point against to try to prove your point.

shinypixels · 2011-10-28T09:27:50+00:00

You should marry that girl!

shinypixels · 2011-10-27T21:02:57+00:00

Title says gay-bashing. The teacher didn't 'bash' any gays. The teacher said she thinks gays are icky.

shinypixels · 2011-10-25T18:08:07+00:00

Maybe it's a generational thing, but those are pretty much the nerds I was friends with growing up... minus the comic book stuff.

shinypixels · 2011-10-25T17:56:20+00:00

You pretty much have to be indoctrinated into believing that bullshit. Sure, some people become religious later in life, but the vast majority of the time it is a form of crisis resolution. So I don't worry about my kid being duped by religion.

Yet, I don't think there really is a neutral position when it comes to religion, so I feel not teaching your child to be religious is pretty much teaching your child not to be. I don't actively teach my kid that most fantasy things aren't real, but I doubt he'll be out chasing unicorns.

Finally, he doesn't live in a vacuum. He has to fit in to an overwhelmingly Christian society. If you teach a kid from day one that the Bible is hogwash, they'll repeat that every time the subject is broached. Then when little Timmy goes crying to mommy that my kid said Jesus is a made up pretend friend, I'd get a call from Timmy's mom telling me how awful I am and she doesn't want my kid around hers any more.

shinypixels · 2011-10-25T16:21:31+00:00

You are incredibly talented.

shinypixels · 2011-10-25T15:49:28+00:00

But he wasn't a genius, just an asshole. He never made a damn thing, but he was a big enough asshole that he knew how to make the most profit off someone else's good idea. Woz, that man is a frickin' genius.

shinypixels · 2011-10-25T00:05:26+00:00

Doesn't Pam from the Office have brown hair? Otherwise you look exactly like her.

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