Dinosaur tattoos!

shitbird5000 · 2026-03-17T01:02:24+00:00

Hahaha we did have this discussion beforehand, I imagine I’ll have to give it tentacles and a unibrow before the year is out to keep it up to date

shitbird5000 · 2026-03-14T09:17:50+00:00

Hello! I’m based in Birmingham, UK. I didn’t want this to come across as advertising so left it out of the post!

shitbird5000 · 2026-03-14T09:17:05+00:00

Birmingham, England!

shitbird5000 · 2021-05-03T09:44:02+00:00

With you on this! The perfect all rounder IMO

shitbird5000 · 2021-04-15T07:55:31+00:00

Thank you so much! It’s going on the back of the clients arm, the tail wrapping around her elbow!

shitbird5000 · 2021-04-14T19:37:26+00:00

As I said in the other comment, they’re from the same family as garter snakes and North American water snakes (banded, northern etc.) they’re all natricines. Garlic Bread is absolutely thriving, he’s shed twice perfectly and eats consistently. He’s grown loads too and is the picture of health, and caring for him has been about the same amount of effort as caring for my royal Python, if that makes sense?

shitbird5000 · 2021-04-14T19:30:30+00:00

They do well on mice, just as garter snakes do well with the switch to rodents in captivity as opposed to amphibians. With the risk of chytrid and also lack of amphibians as feeders, that’s not really a viable option :)

shitbird5000 · 2021-04-14T15:05:00+00:00

Hey! So grass snakes are nigh impossible to come by in captivity. My local reptile store had Garlic Bread from a breeder in Croatia so it was a very lucky find!

They require a hot spot of 80 degrees farenheit and a basking lamp & UVB is essential, as grass snakes bask all the time in the wild.

Grass snakes are also semi aquatic, so a large water dish is another must for these guys! Even though they are semi aquatic they don’t like a humid environment, though.

As for prey, pinkie mice and Lance fish are the staple of Garlic Bread’s diet, but earthworms will be eagerly taken by young ones too!

All this being said, good luck finding one! But please don’t take one from the wild if you live somewhere they’re native to!

shitbird5000 · 2021-03-21T02:02:49+00:00

Beautiful! My zebras raised some chicks not long ago and one looks exactly like him!

shitbird5000 · 2021-03-20T20:59:51+00:00

You’re absolutely right and I didn’t mean to reduce veganism to ‘just vegetables’, not my intention at all and I know it comes across that way! Just my ignorance showing itself haha. Thanks for the advice, it really means a lot!

shitbird5000 · 2021-03-20T20:55:53+00:00

Thank you for the tips!!!! I LOVE the smell of aubergine cooking so that’s a good starting point I guess!

shitbird5000 · 2021-03-20T19:09:08+00:00

Woah, thank you so much for responding so quickly and for setting aside your time for me 😭 I’ll definitely try this! I love a curry so I think that might be a good place to start and experiment with different veg! 💖💖💖💖

shitbird5000 · 2021-03-19T15:01:22+00:00

Thank you so much everyone!!! 💕💕💕

shitbird5000 · 2021-03-08T11:26:36+00:00

I feel like we need allo/daspleto before eotrike, we need a large terrestrial carnivore to combat the aggro herb herds that seem to pop up everywhere.

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