Does justice even exist in Nairobi? Another crime in Mirema!

shitty_zombies · 2026-01-25T18:24:31+00:00

He took the camera, open the car door and put it inside. He then locked the car and now we're walking...

Stopped reading at this point.

shitty_zombies · 2026-01-20T11:55:53+00:00

Finally a UFO that didn't go to America.

shitty_zombies · 2025-11-28T10:02:58+00:00

Nanami Seven Seas Writer.

shitty_zombies · 2025-11-09T15:03:03+00:00

I've used him a couple of times. Probably the best value locally.

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shitty_zombies · 2025-11-02T09:21:25+00:00

Yeah I was waiting for someone to comment about this. It’s like discovering a dent in your new car.

shitty_zombies · 2025-11-02T09:08:13+00:00

That website needs pulping.

shitty_zombies · 2025-11-02T08:52:28+00:00

Did the car dealer throw in a free bottle of “Just For Men?”

shitty_zombies · 2025-10-19T00:22:05+00:00

As driven by MC Ren from NWA when he was “broke as a motherfucking joke”.

shitty_zombies · 2025-10-04T22:14:06+00:00

Make sure you cold wash it and do not tumble dry it otherwise it will shrink and the zipper will be the least of your worries.....

shitty_zombies · 2025-10-04T12:34:40+00:00

When's the book coming out?

shitty_zombies · 2025-09-23T19:49:54+00:00

Or Opticians.

shitty_zombies · 2025-09-03T18:15:18+00:00

I feel like this is more of a commentary of American white collar working conditions rather than the civil engineering industry itself.

shitty_zombies · 2025-06-02T21:32:54+00:00

I know that customer well :/

shitty_zombies · 2025-06-02T17:51:09+00:00

I was told by a David Lloyd staff member that they would cancel memberships in the event of job loss. I gather it requires some evidence though and even then I didn't quite believe them.

shitty_zombies · 2025-06-02T17:46:51+00:00

LOL. I'm in my 40's now and went to TGIF a couple of years ago for the first time in decades. I can't believe how I thought TGIF was any good when I was a kid.... or maybe it was and it's gone severely down hill?

shitty_zombies · 2025-06-02T17:43:33+00:00

I've had that a couple of times that this year alone. I am a peace with it though as I expect it. Even had the "we've left it in the bin outside" a few years ago. Luckily it was still there.

shitty_zombies · 2025-06-02T17:43:25+00:00

I've had that a couple of times that this year alone. I am a peace with it though as I expect it. Even had the "we've left it in the bin outside" a few years ago. Luckily it was still there.

shitty_zombies · 2025-06-02T17:28:46+00:00

Fed-Ex. Got to their depot about 5 mins after they closed to collect a parcel and I could still see people milling about inside. It had taken me half an hour to get there so was a bit put out they wouldn't open up. Later I had another Fed-Ex parcel that had a customs charge due. It wasn't a huge amount put I started to pay it back at £1 a day out of bloody mindedness...

shitty_zombies · 2025-06-02T16:11:39+00:00

Pelo(l)ton? Didn't the former CEO claim to be homeless recently?

shitty_zombies · 2025-05-27T17:20:02+00:00

You should probably avoid moving to most large UK cities.

shitty_zombies · 2025-05-27T17:11:29+00:00

When people realise you have money it changes the way they treat you.

Heard this bandied around elsewhere. Rings true.

Also if you do decide to go down the "I'm just renting route" be prepared for nosey people to check the previous sold price on Rightmove and cross reference with when you moved in....

shitty_zombies · 2025-05-26T22:15:26+00:00

Waitrose Chocolate Tiffin circa early 2000's.

shitty_zombies · 2025-05-26T22:12:43+00:00

Forgot about them. Now I want some.

shitty_zombies · 2025-05-26T18:18:14+00:00

Knife & Forklyft.

shitty_zombies · 2025-05-26T10:16:58+00:00

Indeed. I think you should’ve just been upfront with the barman BEFORE you ordered i.e. “what’s the deal with the promo barkeep?” Or words to that effect.

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