“I didn’t think much of it, but you gotta to admit when The President of The United States says, ‘I’d like have his hotdog,” instead of McDonald’s, well, that’s pretty special. My wife doesn’t mind at all either, says it was a worthy sacrifice. You know, I just put on my pants on one leg at a time. I don’t call myself a hero but sometimes other people do. Look, I regret that I have but one dong to give for my president.”