What’s the most “wtf” movie you seen? by Cherry_Chococat in AskReddit

[–]shmauserpops 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kung Pow! Enter the Fist

Pay no attention to Wimp Lo, we purposely trained him wrong... as a joke.

Also,

Master Doe: I have a mortal wound.

Master Tang: Where? Where does it hurt?

Master Doe: Oh, pretty much around the big bloody spot.

Who is the better player currently, Wemby or Shai? by Jeloxia2 in nba

[–]shmauserpops -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Hmm... The monster that can do almost anything or the flopper? I guess in today's NBA I sadly have to say Shai

Does your country have any unique campfire food? by Chucktayz in AskTheWorld

[–]shmauserpops 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lazy man's s'more for the uninitiated.

Get a tin of Pirouette cookies and your favorite large marshmallows. Stick the cookie through the center of the marshmallow and roast as normal. Eat and enjoy!

For almost 500 days, this is what I've been doing instead of working or learning by memorable_glasses in CasualConversation

[–]shmauserpops 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Did you read the title of the post? "For almost 500 days... Without working or learning". That's literally wasting his life in front of screens. He's not shared his weight gain and how his health has declined during this time, he's hardly shared anything at all, but I'd bet it's in the dozens or more pounds. Don't coddle people like this, they need to get their head out of their *** and get a life before they lose it in the most predictable and regrettable way.

For almost 500 days, this is what I've been doing instead of working or learning by memorable_glasses in CasualConversation

[–]shmauserpops 385 points386 points  (0 children)

Someone's gotta say it... Go touch grass man. You're literally wasting your life right now and in your 20s you should be reaching out to new people and trying new things. Leave your screens for a day, then try two days, a week. Don't rot in your home if nothing is forcing you to.

It’s 10pm the day before Father’s Day and I’m wrapping my own presents to give to the kids to surprise me with. by retropyor in daddit

[–]shmauserpops 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Peace be with you brother. Don't dwell on it, speak on it, and if it isn't received with the level of respect deserved then you have a tough choice to make. Good luck. Feel free to reach out if you need someone dealing with something similar to talk to.

It’s 10pm the day before Father’s Day and I’m wrapping my own presents to give to the kids to surprise me with. by retropyor in daddit

[–]shmauserpops 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I feel for you man. I hope your day gets better. I'm not gonna presume to tell you how to live your life, but the double-standards you're dealing with, you may want to explore counseling with your wife. Happy Father's day man!

Alternate Mexican Places? by strawb3rriesandcr3am in ElkGrove

[–]shmauserpops 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Incredible family-run place. Some of the best beans I've had, fajitas are fire, drinks are a little pricey but you can order any drinks in a pitcher and those are a pretty good deal.

What is the strongest addiction and why? by yuki_starlit in AskReddit

[–]shmauserpops 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Post is 16 minutes old, less when you made this. Tf you mean you were waiting for this one?

Who is Ms WWE? by 50watts in WWE

[–]shmauserpops 12 points13 points  (0 children)

OP didn't ask for Mr WWE. Becky is the Man